Max drives the Rustbucket past a waterfall.
Max: Here she is kids. Niagara Falls.
Y/N: Niagara Fals. A group of three waterfalls at the end of Niagara Gorge.
Gwen is excited while Jen is bored.
Jen: Niagara Falls? What do we even do here?
Gwen: Are you kidding me? It's only the biggest waterfall in America.
Jen puts down her book with stars in her eyes.
Jen: They have a waterfall.
Y/N: I know that tone. Jen don't.
Jen: What?
Gwen: Allow me to elaborate. Every time you get around water you make a fool of yourself.
Jen: No I don't.
Y/N: Oh really.
We go into a compilation of Jen making cannonballs in pools, hot tubs, etc.
Jen: Okay, so I like making a splash. What else are you gonna do with water?
A/N: Sclash Driver!
Y/N: And you wonder why we're worried. You really need some help.
Jen: Help? What kind of nonsense are you talking about.
She tries opening a pickle jar and you calculate the force needed to open it.
Y/N: Jen you need help. For example, you are exerting 100 Newtons of force on a jar that clearly needs a force of 150 Newtons to open.
You take the jar and open it for her before giving it back.
Jen: I don't need help... I've got Jen-tuition.
Gwen: What?
Jen: That tiny feeling in my gut that is never, ever wrong.
Y/N: I'm pretty sure you were about to try to open a pickle jar with a wrench.
Gwen: Look, your Jen-tuition is awesome but how awesome would it be if me or Y/N were her to pump the brakes every now and then, so you don't accidentally destroy any national monuments.
Y/N: I'd really like that. Last time that I had to stop her from wrecking a monument it ended in me nearly getting a concussion.
Jen: Hey that statue was asking for it!
Y/N: It was an inanimate object. It couldn't have asked for anything.
Max: You know Jen it might not be the worst idea. And it might take some of the weight off of Y/N's shoulders.
You hand Gwen a binder and she almost falls down due to the weight.
Gwen: What's this?
Y/N: Read the title.
Gwen: "How to Keep Your Jen from Destroying Something for Dummies." Hey!
Y/N: In there contains about 2,536 countermeasures for Jen's recklessness. I spent five sleepless nights on that so don't you dare destroy it.
Gwen: Well?
Jen rubs the nape of her neck awkwardly.
Jen: Um, I guess.
Gwen: Great so we agree. You'll run all your ideas by us first.
Y/N: Ahem. This isn't my problem anymore. This one... *gestures to Gwen* is all you. I'm finally free. Free at last. Free at last. Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last!
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Ironhearts
FanfictionIn which two 13-year-olds find mysterious artifacts that turn them into superheroes while also trying to figure out their own emotions.