Lily Evans is my crush. She's also my homework buddy, Potterkiller, hero and best friend- my only friend.
Apart from pissing off Potter, I love making Lily notice me just as much as James does. Of course, I'm smart enough not to hint that.
Slughorn's been trying to drown us in homework and usually most do drown but Lily and I are always getting top marks. Despite me always getting 1% more on potion tests, it's obvious that Lily is on 'Slug's Shelf.' I guess that's expected.
I'm in my dungeon dorm right now, brewing Amortentia. This isn't what it looks like though. I'm only using it as cologne so Lily might keep close to me and take sniffs of chocolate or whatever she's attracted to.
I always think about Lily. Ever since I met her back at Cokeworth it's always been my ambition to look Lily Evans in the eye and call her 'Lily Peaches.'
Finally after adding my final drops of Mistletoe Juice, I put my lid on top of my cauldron and leave my potion to brew.
Now I have to do Charms homework.
What is the incantation for Cheering Charms?
Cheering Charms. I've always had this little film in my head that James and Lily were together for a bit but then James broke Lily's heart. Lily would then come sobbing up to me and telling me about how horrible James is and when I use a Cheering Charm on her, she instantly begs me to be her boyfriend.
Next sheet of homework was for Transfiguration.
Practice turning your quill into a rotten apple.
What if Lily and I took turns turning James into a rotten apple.
Oh please Snivellus, stop, no Evans don't please! I can hear James begging me to stop turning him into shrivelled fruits.
If you were wondering, this is how I get through homework.
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Dear Lily
FanfictionAlthough it seems impossible, there is only one thing Severus and James have in common: They both like Lily. But how do you approach someone you like? That's a big problem Severus and James have to figure out before Lily goes ''off the market...''
