Puns, Jokes and Poems

2)

Pun: [If you ever have friends with these names >:D]
-Eunice to take a chill pill
- GTFO or I'm Colin the police!!

Joke:
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
NOBODY KNOWS!!!!

Poem:
Strangers we were
Then friends we became
"She's my BBF!"
One day you proclaimed.
Love blossomed
Not soon after
As the sky is filled
With our cherry laughter
Suddenly this love
Shattered to pieces
As we left each other
Hearts laying in pieces
Our smiles slowly fade away
Are you sure, you're okay?
BFFs we were
Lovers we became
Now the memories
Are left far away.

Pick up line:
Are you a piece of trash? Cuz as a person who cares deeply for the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven alright? ;)

[in case you forget, the poems are mine (some of the puns too)^^]