Puns, Jokes and Poems

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(sorry for not updating ><, I was busyyyyy ;-;)
Pun: What did the scientist say to the litmus paper? "hey litmus paper, why so blue?"

Joke: what do you get when you cross breed a sparrow and an elephant? Broken telephone lines :)

Poem: Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a gun and a bullet or two, I would shoot somebody, and that would be you!!!

Pick up line: Sorry I was late!! I was lost on my way to your heart!!