Pun: 1 Million Microphones make 1 megaphone. {taken from the internet}
Joke: Mmmmmmmm I am out of jokes...
Poem:
Let's go!
Let's Run!
Kneel low
Wait for the gun!
Run fast
Faster than the wind
Don't be last
We have to win!!
The finishing line is near
There is no fear
Everyone hold your breath,
Await no one's death!
We did it guys
We came in first!
The feeling you can't buy!
The feeling is best!
Hold the trophy high
Let everyone see
See our flag fly
Ever mightily in the sky!
Pick up line:
Are you a book? Because I want to read you throughly so badly.
YOU ARE READING
Puns, Jokes and Poems
HumorLame puns and jokes daily (hopefully) I would do poems if you give me a scenario ^_^
