A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen".
"What's your name?" she asked.
he answered "B.J. Titsengold."!