Piers' POV
"What's heavier, a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers"
...fucking what
"Sorry?"
"What's heavier — a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers?"
God I love them but they ask some stupid fucking questions. They're so sweet, contempt, yet their brain is a trainwreck.
"They're- they're both a kilogramme, love."
"No — well yes but?" They paused trying to think of what to say next. "Steel is heavier than feathers?"
"Yeah, but they're both a kilogramme."
" ...but — no?"
"If you had 20 Altaria and one klinklang, which is heavier?" I asked them.
They just kind-of sat there and contemplated a bunch of shit.
"They're the same weight." They said.
"So, which is heavier?"
"Neither."
"Exactly. It doesn't matter what type or material it is, it's both a kilogramme."
Silence filled the air, they nor I knew what to say.
"Oh fuck."
"Who asked you that question?" I asked, stifling a laugh.
"Don't laugh..."
"I won't, I promise."
"...Marnie."
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I loved this idea, I just didn't know how to write it out, so sorry that it's mostly dialogue, hope you still like it!
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FanfictionOur tired boy deserves more love :( I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS OTHER THAN Y/N, ALL RIGHTS GO TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS
