𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 (𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧)

six

jaime walked with the group down to the concrete area. the way everyone was so passionate, it was extremely admirable.

after talk amongst the group, a horn boosted across the court and jaime and chloe looked up from their conversation.

"welcome to the riff-off!" the host grinned, jaime looked confused, "who's ready to get vocal?"

jaime cheered along with everyone, "the winners get the greatest prize of all..." as the host was going on, jesse and jaime made eye contact, he whispered you're going down, and jaime scoffed, mouthing, good luck, bozo.

"let's see our first category-" the projected wheel spun and everyone waited eagerly, "-ladies of the eighties!" aubrey ran forward with the rest of the group before bumper got there first and someone began drums.

"oh mickey, you're so fine! you're so fine, you blow my mind. hey mickey! hey, hey mickey. oh mickey you're so fine-"

the bu harmonics came in and interrupted them with not a moment to lose, "you're so fine and you're mine. i'll be yours til the end of time 'cause you make me feel~. yeah, you make me feel so shiny and new." jaime and jesse made slight eye contact and aubrey side eyed them, "like a virgin, touched for the very first time. like-" audrey grinned as she tapped the girl on the shoulder.

"like the one in me, that's okay. let's see how you do it!" she caught the attention of the others in her group and they started to catch on, "put up your dukes, let's get down to it. hit me with your best shot. why don't you hit me with your best shot? hit me with your best shit, fire away-"

one of the singers from another group tries to match the last word and jaime slightly cringed at the stumble of words she came with. 

"the negative side effects of medical marijuana, folks." the member of the high notes started to giggle as she walked off, "you are-" everyone claps twice, "-cut off! let's check out our next category."

the wheel spins and jesse glances at jaime, blushing a little. bumper nudges him as the category is chosen.

"songs about sex."

"sex?" jaime whispers as cynthia and staci run up, "na, na, na, come on. na, na, na, na, na, come one, come on, come on."

jaime starts to feed into the beat as she listens to her friends sing, "'cause i may be bad but i'm perfectly good at it. sex in the air, i don't care; i love the smell of it. sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me..."

donald turns to his group before laughing quietly, "'cause i may be bad but i'm perfectly good at it-" "sex baby, let's talk about you and me. let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be. let's talk about sex. let's talk about sex. let's talk about sex-"

jaime walks up once more, "baby, all through the night i make love to you, like you want me too and-"

jesse walks up infront of jaime and grins, "and i guess it's just the woman in you that brings out the man in me~"

jaime walked off as the two freshmen blushed. 

jaime watched jesse sing, "i know i can't help myself. you're all in the world to me~. it feels like the first time. it feels like the very first time. it feels like the first time, it-"

as jaime ran to interrupt jesse, aubrey gasped at the fact that jaime and jesse were both blushing. she would be having a word with jaime after the riff off.

"-it's going down, fade to black street. the homies got at me, collab creations bump like acne. no doubt i put it down, never slouch as long as my credit could vouch a dog, couldn't catch me straight up. tell me, who could stop when dre making moves, attracting honeys like a magnet. giving 'em eargasms with my mellow accents. still moving this flavour with the homies, blackstreet and teddy. the original rump shakers."

as jaime finished, the scene fell silent. "guys?" she whispered to the bellas.

"keep going." jesse encouraged.

"shorty get down, good lord. baby got 'em open all over town."

fat amy walked forward, "strictly biz, she don't play around. cover much ground, got game by the pound."

as everyone got it and aubrey left herself in the dust, jaime was side hugged by amy. "getting paid is her forte, each and every day, true player way. i can't get her out of my mind."

"oh i~" amy stuck her finger up at the trebles.

"i think about the girl all the time~. i like the way you work it, no diggity."

as the bu harmonics joined in, jaime simply shrugged at jesse, smiling super wide.

he laughed and fell for her harder.

"i got to bag it up, we out." she closed the song and the host smirked. "i mean, you're welcome!" jaime yelled to the trebles and she laughed, hugging chloe and jumping.

"it's a tough blow, ladies. the word you needed to match was 'it' and you sang 'it's'. you are-" everyone clapped, "-cut off!"

"you're joking!?" jaime said.

"the trebles win!" "jaime, i'm sorry we won!" jesse smirked.

"before everybody goes to bed tonight," aubrey began, "i need you to make a list of everything you did wrong."

"it was a technical difficulty so technically, we would have won that." jaime deadpanned. "the rule was dumb and instead of counting our losses, we should be happy that we came second."

after bickering, everyone leaves. 

finn speaks!! 
okay but like, jesse is such a supportive not boyfriend.