kokichi: someone kill me
miu: re
kokichi: whag happened to her 💀
kirumi: me 😈
kokichi: nkt the mom
shuichi: WHERE DID YOU GO
kokichi: i wabted a donut
shuichi: STOP TEXTING
kokichi: hey shuichi i kinda
shuichi: 🙁🙁
kokichi: just drove uour car into a mailbox
shuici: MY CAR)?? WHY ARE YIU INS MY HAI HUHNG OVE T
kokichi: 💀💀💀💀
kaito: hes like explodung LMDOA
maki: THIS SISNOW FUNNT
maki: i fell asleep at waffle house last jight
kaede: she fell on her waffle
maki: it was so sticky
kokichi: shucihi
katio: whats ur message hes hving a mid life crisis
kokichi: can yiu guys pucj me up i thjnk i broke my wrist 💀
kokichi: i was like a block away from the cafe and i want my donut so i start walking and infell and its really bent
miu: b
mmmmmmmmm
miu: i just want to die
miu: km so hungover
miu: what happened last night
ryoma: .
miu: im levaing ryoma is scar
yshuichi: kokichi. we are on the way. i will be having a ling talk with you.
kokichi: you sound like my dad
shuichi: NOT YOUR DAD I HATE THAT BITCH
kokichi: my fav part was when he locked me ina closet
kokichi: my wrist hurst so bad
kokichi: all this and i still dont have a donut
kaito: bro deserves his donut
maki: no he doesnt
maki: he deserves dz
miu: dz??
maki: DEEZ NUTZ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
miu: you did not
maki: WHY DID I EAT SO MUCH IDE CREAM IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT
miu: imagine
miu: no one is really lactose intolerant thats a stupid word just say your allergic to milk
maki: but it isnt just milk
maki: its like dairy and lactose whatever the fuck taht is
kokichi: lactose is a sugar in milk that has glutose and glactose in it
maki: why the fuck donyiu know that
kokichi: im actually rlly smart
maki: are you lying
shuichi: his grades are wild omg
shuichi: he has all a's
shuichi: he is a literal genius
shuichi: HES SCARY
shuichi: bro mnows more then me.
kokichi: did you just refer to your BOYFRIEND as BRO???
shuichi: no
shuichi edited a message
shuichi: see
kokichi: i
maki: hi
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Fanfictionmostly based around kaemaki / saiouma!! this is a silly funny fic no angst and sometimes there will be actual fic parts 2 swearing for all of it started feb 4 2023