BADEGG: Jane
BADEGG: jane
BADEGG: Jane ajne jans jane
Creature: Why are you calling for me?
BADEGG: because you are the only person who will not make fun of what i am going to say
Creature: Carry on.
BADEGG: is it bad that throughout a relationship youkve felt slightly empty without a specific person and that was not the person you told yourself you were in love with, and now that it is over it is strongly obvious
Creature: No. actually, I would not know as I have never dated anyone. But I am guessing that as long as you were honest, it is not bad.
BADEGG: right yeah honesty
Creature: Would you like to see my dolly?
BADEGG: not really
Creature: Ah. That's very sad. Now I have a question for you.
BADEGG: okay
Creature: Ocean did the thing where she takes your message and puts it in hers and she said something was the be.. movie script? Please stop sending her that. She likes to annoy me instead with it.
BADEGG: that is my element
Creature: I do not like your element.
BADEGG: my passion?
Creature: I do not like your passion either.
BADEGG: What if i sent a different script
Creature: I do not want to do this again.
BADEGG: okay but what if the author is running out of ideas on how to fill up everything to make it cool or something and they have to add stupid things like the bee movie script
Creature: No thank you.
BADEGG: damn :(
Creature: Why are you still up. It is 2:37.
BADEGG: what about you
Creature: I am brushing my dolly's hair. It takes a long time.
BADEGG: okay well im.. just thinking and stuff
Creature: You seem to be doing a lot of that lately. Care to tell me what about?
BADEGG: you're going to make fun of me
Creature: No.
BADEGG: okay well idk
Creature: I promise?
BADEGG: is that a question or statement
Creature: Is that the right word?
BADEGG: yes
Creature: Well, I promise.
BADEGG: its just about someone specific. i dont know its all weird now with them. i feel my heart beat faster and i physically fidget and the hair on my neck rises, and once i found their hand was on mine and i think im just desperate
Creature: I don't think it's stupid. I think it's normal. You found someone else.
BADEGG: it doesn't feel normal
Creature: I don't like the idea of feeling 'normal'. It is all shit to me.
BADEGG: !!
Creature: What?
BADEGG: i have never seen you say a bad word before
Creature: There are first times for everything. Speaking of that, I have to leave you, but I would like you to do something for me.
BADEGG: yes?
Creature: Say something to them for me.
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straight friend convos // nischa + chat fic //
Fanfiction"There's this line from a movie.. (The Blue Angel)" *says something German in a terrifying German accent so nobody knows what it means* "I don't even know what that means!" "But whatever it is.. I know it's incredible 🥰"
