straight friend convos // nischa + chat fic //

Oh da-

could doesn't mean should: well, you're a gay idiot with no braincells

slightly annoying poet: you think that hurts me? i've come to terms with it for a long while honey

could doesn't mean should: it doesn't even matter because even if you've come to terms with it, it doesn't change the fact you're stupid

Creature: Why are they mad at each other?

space bitch: they aren't. Its supposed to be a fake fight but i sense dangerous territory

could doesn't mean should: you know, whenever you call me annoying, i think back to my childhood: you with short ass hair

slightly annoying poet: dontcha think you'd be used to being called annoying considering your mom and dad probably called u that 24/7

space bitch: oh damn

the half-decent one: that's too far.. even for fake fighting :(

could doesn't mean should left "Ocean's Captives"

Creature: Oh no.

slightly annoying poet: i fucked up

space bitch: no shit 

the half-decent one: just apologize to her, i'm sure she'll understand :) u just went a little far..

slightly annoying poet: no i went to fucking mars, i gotta apologize stfu for a second

Creature: What does "stfu" mean?

space bitch: constance

the half-decent one: WAIT WHAT NO U-

slightly annoying poet: Ocean, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to go that far..

could doesn't mean should: well, you did.

slightly annoying poet: I'm seriously so sorry.. I know it was a terrible thing to bring up and I'm a total asshole for it.

could doesn't mean should: correct.

slightly annoying poet: I swear I didn't mean to just.. bring something that terrible up. I feel like shit, I know I'm a terrible person and friend for that.

could doesn't mean should: would you have said that to mischa about his family?

slightly annoying poet: what? No

could doesn't mean should: like, ever, no matter the circumstance?

slightly annoying poet: yeah i would never.. why?

could doesn't mean should: but you did for me.

could doesn't mean should: and i've known you longer.

slightly annoying poet: you know what? you're right. i fucked up. so bad. and you're right, i would never say that to mischa. and i don't know why i said it to you. I am so, so so sorry. i swear to god i'll think more before i text, say or do anything. That was really insensitive, and the fact I would do it to you and not to mischa is terrible. I'm really sorry.

could doesn't mean should: oh my god you really are a gay idiot with no braincells

slightly annoying poet: so you don't forgive me?

could doesn't mean should: naw i do it's just that if you do that EVER again we're done 

slightly annoying poet: understandable, i'll never do it again

could doesn't mean should: maybe your mucking dumbass will let it slip again

slightly annoying poet: omfg how do we go from actual apologies to you absolutely murdering me

could doesn't mean should: my zodiac sign 

slightly annoying poet: jfc 

Creature: That is a rude thing to say to someone..

space bitch: yup, so never say it to anyone, okay? cause it'll be really rude.

the half-decent one: yeah, it'll hurt someones feelings!

Creature: Okay. I will never say it. 

space bitch: good! i hate when ppl use it, it's so mean. :[

BADEGG: guys i got 57 likes on my new video on the youtube and im hungover rn like wow

space bitch: stfu