"Oh. They just, make fun. It doesn't ever get physical, I swear." Noel urgently replied.
Mischa stared at him blankly, eyeing him suspiciously. "Okay."
"That is still very rude."
Noel looked up. "I mean, I guess. But doesn't every gay kid go through that at one point? All of us."
Mischa stared in shock. "All gay people go through this?"
Noel shrugged. "Very likely. Luckily for me, it doesn't get as bad as physically hurting me. Others aren't so lucky."
"That is terrible! I wish I could go up to all of them and punch them. And then cut off their arm, like in Saw 5." Mischa said while aimlessly signaling with his hands.
"I sure wish it was that easy." Noel sighed, slinking back into his chair.
"Being homophobic is not good." Mischa huffed. Noel smiled, slightly strained. He kind of wanted to get off this topic, but Mischa was too cute for him to tell off.
"Yeah." Noel replied lazily.
"I hope Talia is not homophobic. What if I was engaged to a homophobe for long time?" Mischa over dramatically panicked.
Noel couldn't help himself, and he burst out into giggles.
"Sorry! It's just.. really funny." Noel explained after he got a weird look. "You're so serious about it. I- I mean it IS really serious, but you're just- oh my god." Noel started laughing again.
"You have a nice laugh." Mischa pointed out.
Noel stopped laughing;
"Uh, thanks. I like your smile."
Mischa looked at him weird.
"You wanna do that, then? Alright. I think you're very pretty."
"What are we doing?"
"You are trying to one up me."
"What? No!"
"Yes."
"Mischa, no."
"Oh."
"Oh my god there's popcorn everywhere, Mischa. We have to get ready to go to the diner!"
"It tastes really good." Mischa shrugged.
"You're so messy." Noel rolled his eyes sarcastically.
Mischa rolled over and grabbed Noel down. They were around the same height, so it was a slight struggle.
"You're pretty cute when you're annoyingly bossy." Mischa commented. For some reason, unbeknownst to Mischa, Noel would start having a weird rash on his cheeks.
"Are you okay? Are you allergic to popcorn?" Mischa asked worriedly as Noel walked away quickly.
"I think it's time for our reservation. We gotta go!" Noel called.
[Mischa looks at camera and winks]
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straight friend convos // nischa + chat fic //
Fanfiction"There's this line from a movie.. (The Blue Angel)" *says something German in a terrifying German accent so nobody knows what it means* "I don't even know what that means!" "But whatever it is.. I know it's incredible 🥰"
