Creature: Noel. Mischa.
BADEGG: yea
Slightly annoying poet: what
Creature: I made you some clothes. I really like them.
BADEGG: show
Creature:
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BADEGG: um
Slightly annoying poet: those are.. a little.. small
Creature: What are you talking about.
Slightly annoying poet: Those are.. baby clothes, Jane.
Creature: Oh.
Creature: I will start over.
BADEGG: i like it
BADEGG: i want it
BADEGG: i can put it over a small dog
Slightly annoying poet: Or a cat!
BADEGG: no.
BADEGG: a dog.
Slightly annoying poet: my point is, we'll take them. its okay, jane
BADEGG: pls no shipping
Creature: What is.. shipping?
Slightly annoying poet: please.. just give them to us soon
BADEGG: very soon please
Creature: I will.
BADEGG: YES LETS GO
enjoy some incorrect quotes :)
Noel: Is something burning?
Mischa: Just my love for you.
Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.
Noel: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Mischa: Noel, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Noel: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Mischa: What's that?
Noel: Remorse code.
Mischa: I'm even angrier now.
Noel: It's dark in here
Mischa: Don't worry babe I got this
Mischa: *Stomps their feet*
Mischa: *Skechers light up*
Noel: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Ocean: Alright, what's 30x17?
Noel: 47
Ocean: That's not even close.
Noel: But it was fast.
Noel: Hey Ocean can I get a sip of your water?
Ocean: It's not water.
Noel: Vodka, I like your style!
Ocean: It's vinegar.
Noel: Wh-Wha-
Ocean: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Noel: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Ocean, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Noel: BLOCKED.
Noel: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Mischa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Noel: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Ocean: Actually I did the math, Mischa would have $225, not $0.15.
Mischa: Fam I'm right here....
Jane: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Noel: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Jane: Sorry I only have a dollar
Noel: :(
Ocean: Hey I just realized, Mischa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Jane: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Ocean: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Ricky: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Ocean: Apply juice to what
Mischa: Directly to the forehead
Constance: Great chat everyone
Noel: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Mischa: I burned my tongue once drinking tea YOU made
Jane: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Ocean: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade right after doing the hardest math equation in the world, x3+y3+z3=k, and right after that I went to the doctor and I had to explain to him what happened and so he stared at me in awe and knelt down to bow to me, but as I was a humble individual even in first grade, I politely declined.
Ocean, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Noel: Hey.
Jane: Hi.
Mischa: Hello.
Ricky: Hey!
Ocean: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Constance: We were out of Doritos.
Noel: Rules are made to be broken.
Ocean: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Jane: Uh, piñatas.
Mischa: Glow sticks.
Ricky: Karate boards.
Constance: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Noel: Rules.
Ocean:
Noel: Hey Ocean,
Ocean: Yes?
Noel: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Ocean:
Ocean: Where's Jane?
Noel: We need a distraction.
Ocean: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Jane, whispering: My time has come
Jane: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Ocean:
Ocean: Jane, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Jane: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Jane: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Ocean: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Jane:
Jane: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Mischa: I think Ocean was right.
Jane: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Constance: They wouldn't do that.
Ocean: You're right, Constance. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Ocean: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Ocean Told You So' on the back*
Ocean: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Karnak: Stop romanticizing the past.
Ocean: Am I in trouble?
Karnak: Take a guess.
Ocean: No?
Karnak: Take another guess.
YOU ARE READING
straight friend convos // nischa + chat fic //
Fanfic"There's this line from a movie.. (The Blue Angel)" *says something German in a terrifying German accent so nobody knows what it means* "I don't even know what that means!" "But whatever it is.. I know it's incredible 🥰"
