Incorrect Quotes (Jimmy and Joel only)

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Jimmy: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Joel: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Jimmy: This is a mistake
Joel, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Jimmy: But not today
Joel, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Jimmy: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Joel: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Jimmy, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Joel: How?
Jimmy: How what?
Joel: How could they be worse?
Jimmy: They couldn't, I lied.
Joel:

Jimmy: I made tea.
Joel: I don't want tea.
Jimmy: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Joel: Then why are you telling me?
Jimmy: It is a conversation starter.
Joel: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Jimmy: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Joel: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Jimmy: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Joel: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

Jimmy, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Joel: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Jimmy, with the tone of someone who is used to Joel: Outstanding.
Jimmy: This is what I'm talking about people.

Jimmy: Do you take constructive criticism?
Joel: I only take cash or credit.

Jimmy: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Joel: Jimmy, that's a coma.
Jimmy: Sounds festive.