Bad continues his little paragraph, actually long but who cares, listening to whatever songs skeppy plays. Which isn't what bad listens to, but its pretty good music. Skeppy sings his heart out on most of them. Occasionally coughing from singing to much.
Bad types one more sentence before checking on what skeppy is doing, other than singing. Skeppy is making the poster, making little doodles the teacher won't care about. But the teacher doesn't know anything. She can't talk.
Someone knocks on the door,"SKEPPYYY!", it sounds like the tall dude skeppy was talking to yesterday, arguing, sorry.
"WHAT."
"LET ME IN. YOUR DOOR IS LOCKED STUPID IDIOT.", skeppy groans.
"IM WORKING."
"NUH-UH. YOUR WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND ARENT YOU."
"WE ARENT DATING! LET US WORK.", skeppy throws a shoe at the door for good measure.
Another voice is heard,"Quackity broke his foot. Stop making out and HELP.", bad instantly gets up. Skeppy gets up, wrapping his arm around his shoulder.
"Quackity actually broke his foot? 'Cause I'll punch you if your lying."
"YES. Well... no. Just- come out."
"What-", the other side of the door starts laughing. Bad doesn't think it was that funny, but he laughs a little bit. Only a little bit. Skeppy lays his forehead on bads head,"Why do I have to get out?"
"Okay, I'll tell the truth. Karl got stuck on a tree.", it goes silent, before skeppy starts cackling like a manic.
"Are they being serious?", bad looks up, face to face with skeppy. Nose to nose.
"Probably,", skeppy smiles like a goofy person.
"Then lets help him!", and with that, skeppy unlocks the door. He opens it, signaling for them to show him and bad where the poor dude is.
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"Oh my fucking God.", skeppy looks at karl in shock. Karl is upside down, hanging on by the rips of his jeans, which got stuck on the branch. Karl's hair is a mess, obviously, hes upside down.
"DONT STARE AT ME! HELP ME!", karl screams. Skeppy continues laughing. Saying something about how he can't.
They all start staring at karl. Karl keeps yelling at them, until his pants rip and he falls off the tree. Sapnap and quackity catch him, laughing at his broken pants.
Karl looks down,"MY PANTS! MY FIVE DOLLAR PANTS FROM WALMART NOOO!", karl starts fake crying.
Quackity hits him in the arm playfully,"Come on man. Five bucks? That's a steal."
Karl panicks,"I DONT STEAL I SWEAR ON MY MOMMY!"
"KARL SHUT UP YOU STUPID B-"
"HEY! EXCUSE ME!", skeppy screams. Good to know skeppy doesn't let people curse. "STUPID IS A BAD WORD!", nevermind... Apparently bads the only one who doesn't like cursing, and he lives alone. Well kind of. That's a story for another day.
Skeppy looks at bad,"You fine with swearing?"
"Eh, I don't really like it but it's fine.", bad shrugs. Most teenagers will curse no matter what.
"Nah, don't worry, my family personality doesn't care, but I'll be sure not to curse much around you."
"SKEPPY STOP FLIRTING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND."
"WHAT!?", skeppy looks at the others with his jaw on the floor.
"YOU GUYS ARENT DATING!?", karl screams, in shock.
"NO!? WHY WOULD WE BE DATING!?"
"I DUNNO! MAYBE BECAUSE YOU GAVE HIM YOUR HOODIE AND YOUR NECKLACE!", quackity raises his hands, waving them around for the extra exaggeration.
"SKEPPY! WHAT!?"
Bad doesnt like how their screaming, he internally cringes, and hides behind skeppy a little more. Hoping no one notices, but someone does. Skeppy stops yelling,"Okay, whatever. Just know, we aren't dating. Period."
"Okay okay... just know we won't be surprised if you guys are."
"Oh my god."
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Bad listens to some TV show as he does his homework. He just pressed some random one. He stops when he gets a notification.
Zak:)
HEY!!
HI!! What's up? >0<
MY MOMS FORTUIBG A PARTY FOR NY OKDER SISTERS BD AND I WAS WONDERING IF Y WANTED TO COME
Hosting*
My older*
U*
If ur free!!
I'm pretty sure I'm free
When is it?
The actual party starts at around 1
I don't mind if u come earlier!
Oh its March 13th
Ooo :0
Is it OK if I come around 9? I literally have no plans at all march
YAY!!! OF COURSE
OMG I FJRGOT ITS SAPNAPS BD TMR.
Is sapnap the dude who caught karl? Not quackity
Yep🥲
ILL BE RIGHT BACK I HAVE TO DRIVE TO THE NEAREST DOLLAR TREE
If it's not a bother, can I know what to give him? I feel kinda obligated to give him something
Bad looks away for a second, instantly getting texted back.
Zak:)
Yea no worries!!
He really likes Pokémon cards rn
Maybe give him some minecraft toy 4 kids
Whatever is cheaper
Ty!!
Bad gets up, he doesn't want to drive right now. A nice little walk would be good. Exercise is important. Coming from a guy who doesn't participate in gym. He pretends to when the coaches are looking, but there's no way he's going to be like those other guys. No offense.
Bad walks in a 7/11, for a snack because... he's hungry. Plus, the slurpees are really good. He walks in, saying a small hi to the tired cashier. Walking by a few teenagers who are being dumb.
Bad gives himself a red slurpee, and he grabs himself some candy. Listen, candy is the best snack. Bad doesn't want crackers. That's weird.
Bad skips over to the Walgreens. He looks for something he could give sapnap. He doesn't really know sapnap, other then... fire is his thing. Oh, and what skeppy told him. But that's pretty much it.
Bad grabs like a pack of Pokémon cards, a foam minecraft pickaxe, and sword, cause why not? Then wrapping paper, because gift bags are DISGUSTING AND OVERRATED.
Bad thinks this is enough. Hopefully it is, but knowing popular kids, this is probably the cheapest gift there. Bad really hopes they don't pick on him. Bad is very sensitive.. for some reason? He doesn't know why.
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Bad runs over to skeppy, and his friends. With the gift in his hand. Skeppy turns around,"Darryl!!"
Bad waves,"um. This is for sapnap.", bad hands to it to sapnap.
Sapnap rips the wrapping paper, breaking the box open, somehow. Sapnap gasps,"MINECRAFT PICKAXE!", he grabs it, immediately hitting George.
"SAPNAP! WHY!", george screeches. Grabbing the minecraft sword, and hitting sapnap.
"DONT ATTACK ME! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!", and that's how that went.
HAPPY BIRTHDAT SAPNAP!! HES 22😱
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Fanfiction#1 in minerrant(I messed up the name :(( ) #197 in skephalo!! 3/21/23 100 VIEWS YIPPEE Bad would say he was kind of a loner, he didn't mind obviously. He liked being alone. It was calming for him, no one to talk to, and get in trouble. He was a teac...
