New York Struggles

Drewgan

Barbie was walking down the streets of Nee York with her sugar daddy, Bill Nye. They have been together for a while now (literally only since yesterday.) She then saw this random guy running down the street naked.

Barbie: What the hell?
Bill Nye: What?
Barbie: Did you see that guy running down over near us?
Bill Nye: Oh, that guy over there? He just looks like a random hobo.
Barbie: Yeah, I guess. He does kind of look like a hobo..

They just continued on, on with the thing they were doing

Back with Drew, he got up and made some soup. He didn't feel all to good so he watched sick boyfriend ASMR. He imagined that it was Danny. He had loved Danny for 6 years now. Even when he got married he had still loved Danny. He needed to see Danny again, so he put on YouTube and watched Danny's channel. Drew then heard a knock at his door. He opened it and it was... Jackie?

Jackie: Hey Drew.
Drew: Wait, aren't you that girl from that one fan fiction?
Jackie: No, I'm your neighbor.
Drew: Oh..
Jackie: You seem upset, what's wrong?
Drew: Well, I have a crush on this guy for 6 years and I don't know what to do.
Jackie: Sad.
Drew: Yes it's sad. But it's confusing too.
Jackie: How?
Drew: He's a rat right now.
Jackie: What? A huh?— Hold up.. He's a RAT??
Drew: Yeah it's kind of the whole phrase like "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Jackie: But this time it would be, "Would you still love me if I was a rat?"
Drew: What a weird phrase..
Jackie: I know right?!

Drew then invited Jackie inside and they talked for awhile

Drew: Well, it was nice knowing you Jackie.
Jackie: It was nice knowing you too. Oh, and, one more thing Drew.
Drew: Yes?
Jackie: If you ever need anything I will be next door because I'm your neighbor and all.
Drew: Okay, bye.
Jackie: Bye bye.

Jackie headed off. Drew was alone once again. He then got ready for bed. Then, while Drew was brushing his teeth, he heard another knock at the door. Drew then opened it once again, and it was... Logan Pail?!

Drew: Logan Paul?
Logan: Drew Gooden?

Drew was shocked! He didn't know what to do. The real Logan Pail was at his door! Drew gulped and started sweating.

Drew: Come indie.

Drew led Logan inside and started itching himself. He was so nervous he was almost peeing himself! Then he finally whipped himself off.

Drew: So, Logan, what are you doing here?
Logan: Oh, I just wanted to see what you looked like since I've only seen you as a mouse.
Drew: It was a rat, but anyways, why?
Logan: Because you're ass was fat giiiiiiiirrrrrlll!

Drew was flustered

Drew: Oh? Thank you.

Logan pulled in closer to Drew as the lights started to dim to red slowly...

Drew: Wait..
Logan: What?
Drew: I can't do this..
Logan: Why not?!
Drew: Because, I love someone else..

Logan rolled his eyes

Logan: Seriously? What's their name?
Drew: It's my friend, Danny.
Logan: That thing that got married to a rat?!
Drew: Yes, but he's so hot!!
Logan: Understandable, but..
Drew: But?
Logan: But Danny isn't here right now..
Drew: I guess it won't hurt me?

Logan pulled into Drew again and kissed him right on the spot. Then, they started doing it. But then, they door open. It was Jackie!

Jackie: OH MY GOD!

She saw Logan and Drew on the couch. They screamed and looked at Jackie.

Logan & Drew: GET OUT MAN!!
Jackie: THE DOOR WAS OPEN AND YOU ARE SCREAMING?
Logan: GO!!

Jackie left and Drew and Logan continued.

Logan: What if we taped this?
Drew: Okay. Do we role play in it? I want it to be a mermaid!
Logan: Okay, then I can be merman.