Reaction lane: The Author Strikes Back

Tank Fish American Blitz

Alright. Here we go. Since Ninsor already did one, it's only natural that I carry on this tradition. Btw, I will be referring to Tank's friends as simply "Friend" since I don't know their names. Of course, the word doesn't mean only one friend. It's a name I'll be using to refer to them. You don't need to know who's talking.

You just need to know that there's voices that are totally not in your head.

Enjoy!

3rd POV

The kansens gather back inside the reaction room after their break. They all sit down as they wait for Voice. Thankfully, they didn't have to wait long.

Voice: Hello everyone. Welcome back.

Howe: So what are we watching now?

Voice: Well, I figured you guys needed to watch some comedy so you'll be reacting to Tank Fish.

Hornet: Strange name.

Voice: He's a Roblox Youtuber.

Ning Hai: Youtuber?

Voice: He makes videos on a platform called Youtube and makes money from it. whispers unless it's demonetized.

Tirpitz: What was that?

Voice: Nothing. Anyways, he usually plays alone but this time, he's playing with some friends.

Richelieu: And what are they playing?

Voice: A game called Naval Warfare. You'll see what it's about. Now sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

Deutschland: Let's see if these lowly animals can entertain me.

(Here's the video if you want to play it while reading at the same time)

Video starts off with some Japanese ships grouping together.

All Sakura Empire kansens' minds: Is that our alternate faction's flag?

Then it cuts to two people talking with each other.

???: Tank Fish! A big ass phacking Japanese fleet is coming on our ass again!

The person, assumed to be Tank Fish, responds.

Tank Fish: Bruh...

Tank Fish: Calm your ass down... WTF is going on?

PoW: We'd like to know too.

Scene cuts back to a naval battle with the guy from before speaking.

???: Our teammates are too retarded... We can't defend against this!

A US submarine gets hit by a torpedo. 

Cut back to Tank Fish.

Tank Fish: Oh shiet! Do we have a plan?

J. Bart: They better hope they do.

???: Why don't we just kamikaze them first? It's a pro gamer move.

All kansens: Excuse me?

Tank Fish: That's phaking dumb. They're gonna copyright strike us.

Kaga: Don't know what this 'copyright strike' is but I agree, that's a dumb move.