Welp. Here's part 3. And no meme cuz I'm getting lazy trying to find them. Forgive me for this.
3rd POV
Voice: Breaks' over. Ready to continue?
G. Cesare: Question. How many more are there?
Voice: There's one more part after this one. And there will be another separate one after that. Afterwards, all of you will react to other stuff.
G. Cesare: Grazie (Thank you)
Voice: Enjoy everyone!
Video starts off with another war montage with epic music playing in the background.
Vanguard: Why does it always start off with a war montage?
Yat Sen: I guess it's related to the game?
Vanguard: Maybe.
Tank Fish begins to speak.
Tank Fish: Hi I'm Tank Fish and welcome to Rise of Nations. A game where DEMOCRACY F*CKING SUCKS BECAUSE OF SHARED POWER AND THAT'S COMMUNISM. Which makes this game very realistic.
Kirov: He's not wrong.
Enterprise: Well we take offense to that.
Tank Fish: My mission here today is to spread freedom across this enslaved world and TAX THE SH*T OUT OF EVERYONE UNTIL THEY ARE TOO POOR AND HUNGRY TO START A REVOLUTION.
Chkalov: Sounds like what Stalin did.
Howe: Could this be foreshadowing that he's gonna play as alternate Northern Parliament?
Tirpitz: I wouldn't put my hopes too high, considering he teased them twice last video.
Tallinn: Yeah. We're gonna keep our expectations low for now.
Libeccio: But at least he picked a country that was communist.
Dunkerque: Yeah, a country ruled by a fat bastard.
Tank Fish: You see. Last time, communism clearly didn't work. In fact, I starved 90% of my population to death.
S. Rossiya: We will make sure that doesn't happen to us. We will use communism the way it was supposed to. Not how Stalin or any other communist leaders did.
P. Strasser: If it can benefit all of us in some way, then it isn't considered a waste of time practicing it.
Tank Fish: So, instead of enslaving them politically, I'll just enslave them economically. Making them feel as if they're in power when in reality, THEY'RE MERELY (unintelligible sorry) WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS TO WORK TO DEATH FOR THE (unintelligible) ONE.
V. Veneto: He really is taking this way too seriously, isn't he?
Tank Fish: And that's why in this video, I'll play as the biggest democratic country in the world.
Hornet: Hey! That would be our faction!
Oklahoma: Please don't tease us...
Saratoga: Oklahoma! Don't jinx us like that!
Tank Fish: The United State of-
The Star Spangled Banner starts playing but was immediately cut off by another anthem. The Soviet anthem.
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