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Tank Fish Rise of Nations Part 4

Hello everyone. It feels good to be back. I'm coming back to this book since I think my other book has a somewhat good start so as promised, I came back to this book after I'm done doing a little experiment with my other book so enjoy the finale of Rise of nations by Yours Truly, Tank Fish.

Also, stay tuned for Dead Ahead. After that, I may return to Godzilla or maybe....

Sabaton.

Anyways, enjoy!

3rd POV (Man, I miss saying this.)

All the kansens were chilling with each other as usual. Repulse had finished researching what opium is and the kansens that were bickering earlier.... Well, it didn't last long as their respective members defused the situation before things got out of hand and summoned their riggings. Then, Voice appears once again.

I really suck writing these intermissions, don't I?

Voice: Guten tag everyone. How are y'all doing?

Bismarck: That's new. You're greeting us in our language.

Voice: Wanted to mix things up a bit rather than saying the usual 'Hello'. Anyways, you guys have one more Rise of Nations video so let's get a move on.

As usual, the kansens make their way to the reaction room, ready to watch Tank Fish commit more war crimes in a war simulator.

Voice: Alright. Get comfortable.

Dunkerque: Wonder which faction he'll play as this time.

Kirov: He already played as our alternate faction.

A. Graf Spee: Same for us.

Deutschland: Still ashamed and disappointed that he didn't lead our faction to victory. I may not have called him a lowly animal anymore.

Hornet: He also played as our faction too.

Warspite: He hasn't done our faction yet.

J. Bart: He's done ours.

Carabiniere: Not ours yet.

Hai Tien: I don't recall our faction either. Excluding us ending him three times before.

Hiryuu: I'd like to add that our faction wasn't included either.

Scharnhorst: So the remaining factions here that haven't been included yet are the Royal Navy, Sakura Empire, Sardegna Empire, and Dragon Empery.

Rodney: Maybe he'll play as a different faction.

Tallinn: That is very likely. Perhaps we shall see for ourselves.

The screen lights up as the video is being played.

Video opens up with a black screen with Tank Fish narrating his past attempts of conquering the world. In a nutshell, it was just him getting his ass kicked by China/Taiwan.

[V] Tank Fish: Previously in this shit show...

Cue montage of his defeats.

Enterprise: Yup. This pretty much summarizes his experience with this game.