a/n: I'm sorry for not posting for so freaking long. The new school in absolute hell. I'm busy, I'm even more wanting to unalive than ever, but I promised my family not to. So..Ne wayz, enough excuses.
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"Dazai-san?" Atsushi asked, seeing as Dazai walked up to his desk.
"Atsushi-kun." Dazai said with his usual care-free attitude.
"Yes?"
"Do you know this man?" Dazai said suddenly with a change of attitude, serious this time.
As he held a picture of Fyodor up to him.
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Pretty much.. Unless I was really young or something. Why, is he my dad??"
"Hahahah! Atsushi you crack me up every time. No, he's not your biological dad, he's gay as fuck."
"Hahaha..." Atsushi laughed awkwardly.
"Are you sure that you don't know him?"
"Yeah?????"
"I want you to meet with this man, and keep in mind that it is monitored, you will be safe. There's no fights. Also he's like one of the most devious smartest people in the world, he also has a superiority complex. Uh, he wants to become a god."
"Wait-what?"
"He's like 'I need to find the book' while he has greasy ass hair follicles. And then his boyfriend's like 'Oh my god, this is so much fun, I wanna kill you when you show me the fun' you know, the normal stuff."
"Sure..?"
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"Hi...?" Atsushi said nervously as he enters the room.
"Hello~" Fyodor said with he usual smile.
"How are you?" Atsushi politely asked.
"Good, and you?" Fyodor said in return.
"Um..good. I guess?"
"Now, let's cut to the chase."
"He's not going to cut to the chase." said Dazai through the window, with Fukuzawa, Ranpo and Oda next to him.
The window was black in the people who was in the room's eye, but transparent to the other side.
"Do you have any hobbies?" Fyodor asked.
"Um...I-not really? I guess?"
"The thing he wants has something to do with hobbies, he's looking for a book. He's asking if Atsushi knows where the book is." said Dazai.
"But why would Atsushi know?" asked Oda.
"I have no idea."
"Have you read a book that changed your life?" asked Fyodor.
"I don't know, I read when I'm really bored, or curious. It's not like a hobby of mine, if that's what you're asking."
"You've read a book haven't you."
"I mean yeah? Throughout my life I have read a book? Surely?"
This is why I hate people with no intelligence, people with little intelligence, are easy to manipulate, people with absolutely no brains, are the hardest.
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Btw, Fyodor and Nikolai are bird monsters.
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Stories of Soukoku
RomansaAngst then fluff, most of the stories at least, if you know what I mean. So those of you who read this book may be a bit confused but it's all in the A/N notes
