He said this was a full bar. How am I supposed to make a Shirley Temple without any Cherry's?
Jesus Christ Bill it's the end of the world and your gonna get your drink on with A FUCKING SHIRLEY TEMPLE?!!
Well I figured if it was as serious as all that we might need a designated driver.
Oh. So.. You can pass the breathalyzer test before THE COPS INFECT YOU WITH THEIR NASTY BLUE SHIT COME ON!!
If you make one more crack at me I'm gonna... DO SOMETHING TO YOU!
Oh yeah Bill? What're you gonna do
I'M GONNA.... KICK YOUR HEAD!
Oh. My head?
YEAH
Not my ass?
...
YEAH!
ALRIGHT THEN COME ON LET'S SEE IT! KICK MY HEAD! COME ON KARATE CHAMP I WANNA SEE YOU KICK ABOVE YOUR WAIST SHOW ME THAT ROUND HOUSE SHOW ME THAT SWEEPING CRANE KICK YOUR KUNG-FO MASTER TAUGHT YOU
Okay that's enough. Ted,,, Bills not gonna kick your head.
WHY NOT? IT'S THE MOST VULNERABLE PART OF THE BODY THAT'S WHAT SENSEI BILL TAUGHT ME!
Okay we get it, it was a dumb threat stop rubbing it in. I'm sure if he could do it over he'd say.. Ass!
NUH UH NUH UH IF YOU WANNA KILL A SNAKE WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU CHOP OFF IT'S HEAD. WHERES THE FISH ROT FROM? THE HEAD! THAT'S WHY A FISHERMAN ALWAYS GOES FOR.....
THE HEAD *Weird hand thing and Bill hits his hand yay*
OW COME ON BILL COME ON!
Alright give me that. It's supposed to relax us not make us kill each other!
Whatever!
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Mental Child Shit👍
Short StoryI have no idea what the fuck this is It's pretty much just me ranting about stupid shit
