Draco Malfoy is getting transferred to pig farts when he's twelve
But he can't go because he needs a rocket ship
He rolls on floor towards Potter
He ask Potter if he has a rocket ship and proceeds to complain about how Potter has enough fucking money to buy NASA
He rolls back to his spot and flops around like a dying fish
The headmaster of pig farts is better then Dumbledore
Rumbleroar.
He's a lion
That talks
Pigfarts is on Mars which is why Malfoy needs a rocket.
Everyone thinks pigfarts is fake but it's not! It's real he swears it is
But he also swore he used the potty. We all know that's not true.
Dumbledore fucking dies.
He didn't really
He's alive he's just in the in between, alive.
Harry fucking dies to
He meets Dumbledore again and then revives because he could.
Dumbledore meets Rumbleroar.
Rumbleroar asks if he's sure he doesn't want to tell Potter he's alive.
He doesn't
He gets on Rumbleroars back and puts his space suit on.
Pigfarts is fucking real everyone is just jealous of Malfoy. 😒
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Short StoryI have no idea what the fuck this is It's pretty much just me ranting about stupid shit
