Jason huffed as he pulled his phone off the nightstand. He had just been about to doze off when his stupid fucking phone went off with a rapid fire sound of notifications. He peered at the screen, squinting in the dark.
Batfam. Stupid fucking family and their stupid fucking sleeping habits. None of these bitches went to sleep at a sensible hour. It was 2 in the morning for fuck's sake.
Bendy Ruler: Hey guys
Bendy Ruler: Guys
Bendy Ruler: Guys
Bendy Ruler: Gyus
Bendy Ruler: Guys
Replacement: what?
Bendy Ruler: Guys
Bendy Ruler: I have a dog
Replacement: we know, Dick. you've had her for a while now
Bendy Ruler: Yea, but she's so frickin adorable, just look at her
Bendy Ruler: Attachment: 1 Image
Little Shit: She is cute.
Me: Dude that was so monotone, please type with some emotion
Little Shit: Fuck you.
Replacement: isn't it past ur bedtime?
Little Shit: I could say the same for you.
Me: You are an infant, Tim is older, therefore you need to go to sleep at like 8:30
Basically My Twin: Please sleep
Duchess: The almighty hath spoken, we all must sleep!
Little Shit: Be quiet, Thomas, the adults are speaking.
Duchess: Bold words for someone who is a literal CHILD
Little Shit: I am not having this conversation right now, goodbye.
Old Man: Everyone, go to sleep. Or at least stop texting. Also, Dick, your dog is very cute, now GO TO BED
Bendy Ruler: ...No
Old Man: Can I remove someone from a group chat?
Me: I don't know, ask Tim, he's the smart one
Replacement: you can, lemme pull up the info, gimme a sec
Bendy Ruler: No! No! I'm sorry, I'll stop, I'll stop
Bendy Ruler: GN everyone!
Me: Night
Old Man: Goodnight, Dick
Replacement: night
Duchess: goodnight
Basically My Twin: Goodnight 😊
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DC but they have groupchats
FanfictionDC groupchats. That's it. That's the story. Feel free to ask me who people are in the comments, the contact names can get a bit confusing.
