The Sonics

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Fair warning I don't know much about the flashfam. This is what I like to make of them though (everyone loves everyone, no anger here, Thad is good)

Jay: Legal guardian of Bart and Thad, the two share a room at his house

Barry: Still Bart's grandad, and sort of raised Wally with Iris

Wally: Bart's brother cousin???? Barry's nephew

Bart and Thad: twins who love each other and are besties (much to Thad's displeasure)

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Bart drummed his fingers on his desk. He stared at the wall. He spun in his chair. He looked at his phone. Fuck it, he was bored. So he grabbed his phone and opened the Flash fam groupchat.

Sonics Unite

Me: Hiimbored

Grandpa: Hi bored, I'm Barry

Old man: Oh god, not the dad jokes

Wallace (lol): Bart, you have to stop hanging around tim so much, you've picked up his sleeping habits

My twin???: I second that, it's 3 in the morning

Me: guyssss cna wepls getbackto teh facttaht im bord??????????

My twin???: Okay, you're bored. Congratulations

Me: unboredme

Wallace (lol): How??

Me: idk

Grandpa: Here's an idea, go to sleep like the rest of us

Me: yea wait, whyrthe rst of uup?????

My twin???: I am definitely not plotting a devious and diabolical plan

Wallace (lol): I was texting with dick

Grandpa: I am a very light sleeper, guess who's text woke me up

Old man: Insomnia

Wallace (lol): PREACH

Me: ohyea somnia sucks

The groupchat then went silent for a few minutes. Bart paced around his room. He did some jumping jacks. Then some push ups. He choreographed a dance routine. Good thing he wasn't at Jay's house right now, he would not be happy about all this noise.

Sonics Unite

Me: whered uguysgo?????

Grandpa: That's it, my phones going on silent

Me: nooooo :((((((((

Wallace (lol): Bart, really, go to sleep

Me: no

My twin???: Holy shit, a one word answer, I think we're wearing him down!

Wallace (lol): YES!

Me: imnotwrondown

Me: im coming to see u thad

My twin???: Wait no!

Me: yes

Bart zipped off towards Jay's house, where Thad was peacefully enjoying having his and Bart's room to himself.

Sonics Unite

My twin???: NOOOOOO HE GOT ME

Wallace (lol): Hah, lol

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