A/n: Story covered has changed from it's original, due to me entering the final arc of this story!
When a young man makes a joke wish about taking Issei's place as the Red Dragon Emperor, he gets the wish granted! At the cost of his manhood, that is.
A/n: For those who were expecting a chapter, I'm sorry, but I'm having a lot of college work! I do have Spring Break around the March 13th, so I'll be using that time to try and update this story! Also, please keep in mind that this gag reel was highly inspired by Steven He's "When Everything is Off Brand," the ideas that Themanofculture has on his story, "The Nephilim's Ascent," and a comment string from said story. With that in mind, please enjoy this little gag reel!
No one's POV
We see Y/n walking into a store, looking around for something.
Store Owner: Hello there, young lady! Can I help you?
Y/n: Yeah, I'm looking for the new anime that came on Blu-ray? It's Fate?
Store Owner: Right over there!
Y/n: Oh, thank-
Y/n turns and stops to see that it says Destiny.
Y/n: Uh... this isn't Fate. This says Destiny.
Store Owner: Yeah, it's a really good anime! The line, "People live because they are alive" is my favorite
Y/n: Oh no... Don't tell me...
Y/n: Okay, I think I'll pass... Do you guys have My Hero Academia?
Store Owner: We have My Bad Guy Exams.
Y/n: N-No, not that! The anime with All Might!
Store Owner: You mean the one with Sometimes Strong?
Y/n: What...?
Y/n: Okay, FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood?
Store Owner: You mean OverflowingAlloy Witch Sisterhood?
Y/n: *internal screaming*
Y/n: You know what? Let's just grab some video games! You have some Kirby games I can buy?
Store Owner: Yeah, we do!
Y/n then walks over and the store owner says one thing, stopping her in her tracks.
Store Owner: We have tons of Kirvy games!
Y/n: KIRVY?!
Y/n starts to panic, wondering what is next.
Y/n: What about Ninjago?
Store Owner: You mean Shinobimove?
Y/n: *Image Below*
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Y/n: What about Call of Duty? You got that?
Store Owner: You talking about Shout of Honor?
Y/n: Dragon Ball Legends?
Store Owner: We have Lizard Cube Myths.
Y/n: LIZARD CUBE MYTHS?!
Store Owner: Real good anime!
Y/n: Okay, what about One Piece?! Or Fairy Tail?!
Y/n: You can't screw up those-
Store Owner: You mean Ten Puzzle or Pixie Appendage?
Y/n: *more internal screaming* I was wrong!!!
Y/n: Sword Art Online?
Store Owner: We have Guns Drawing Multiplayer.
Y/n: *Video Below*
Y/n: What about Skyrim?
Store Owner: We got Landline.
Y/n: *Image Below*
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Y/n: What about Sesame Street?
Store Owner: You mean Sunflower Avenue?
Y/n: Assassin's Creed?
Store Owner: Hit-man's Rule Book.
Y/n: Dr. Stone?
Store Owner: Nurse Gem?
Y/n: Ah-
Y/n: You know, that actually kinda sounds interesting.
Y/n: You know what? I might get that, but let's move onto some Marvel Movies!
Store Owner: Oh yeah, I love those!
Y/n: Yes! Now we're getting somewhere! Have Black Panther?
Store Owner: We got White Puma.
Y/n: WHITE PUMA?! What about Iron Man?
Store Owner: You mean Tungsten Gentleman?
Y/n: Captain America?
Store Owner: We have Lieutenant Germany.
Y/n: Guardians of the Galaxy?!
Store Owner: Oh, Supervisors of the Solar System!
Y/n: *more internal screaming*
Y/n: That's it, I'm leaving! I think I'll go play some Candy Crush! That game's less rage inducing than this!
As Y/n leaves and shuts the door, the store owner says one thing.
