Chris was on the phone with an agent of his.
Chris:" What do you mean I'm liable if the Yeti eats Lindsay? It's not my fault she's delicious! Gotta go".
He then turns to us.
Chris:" Heh-Heh-Hey! For our next challenge the two teams will... compete to rescue Lindsay! Yep, that's it. Everybody grab a canoe and head to Boney Island"!
Both teams gets in their canoes and takes off for Boney Island.
Finally getting on the Island we scream out Lindsay's name.
As I was running ahead, I heard Scott moping behind me.
(heavy sigh)"What is it Scott"?
Scott:" This is all my fault"!
"And why do you think that"?
Scott:" My team voted off Dawn behind my back and she's the only one who could talk to that big ape. Lindsay is doomed".
Scott buries his head into my neck and starts fake crying. I tap his back.
"It's okay Scott, even if you said was true. Which it's not. I simply don't care".
Scott backs up from me. He looked so confused, suspicious if I can see past his fake sensitivity.
"Well good luck Scott".
I walk ahead waving without looking back. Scott standing there dumbfounded.
Some time passes and Cameron found Lindsay.
Cameron:" Guys! The Yeti"!
Scott:" What's with all the scaffolding"?
Chris:" I'm turning Boney Island into my personal resort. The health department said it was unfit for human life, but I sent in workers anyway. Hmm.. Wonder where they went"?
Lindsay:" Don't hurt him! He just has big hairy body issues"!
Jo:" I hear that- I mean did you hear that? He's got issues! We gotta take that psycho Yeti out".
Brick:" That's what Team Rat is going to do! Take this, hairball"!
Brick threw a bag at the yeti. We started laughing because of the ridiculous clothes it was wearing.
The yeti ripped up the clothes and jumped with anger. The wooden planks underneath them moved around as a layout of Donkey Kong.
Lightning, Scott, and Brick make a run for it. Trying to be the first ones to save Lindsay.
Mike:" How are we going to rescue Lindsay before they do"?
Cameron:" Perhaps we can get someone prettier than Lindsay to lure the Yeti away"
Anne Maria:" Oh, hey. I got the goods, but no way am I running up that junk pile in these shoes".
Jo:" I don't think they were talking about you hardhead".
Mike:" What about Y/n"!
He looks straight into my eyes.
Mike:" She's the prettiest girl I know".
I blush at Mike comment. Jo then shoves Mike out of the way.
Jo:" Maggots, break out the beauty products. I'm going in".
Anne Maria and I start giving Jo a makeover.
Jo:" Okay, you're sure this will make me look good, right"?
Anne Maria:" Aww, yeah, the only person who could give you a smoking hot make-up job like this, is me".
"Or if you're trying to cosplay Pennywise"..
Mike:" Hurry, Sam's making good time! Aww, man, we're never gonna...
[as Chester] " Oh, for the love of Pete! You're not painting the Sistine Chapel, it's just make-up! Step aside! Dang fool kids just get some rouge on her and... There! Done"!
Jo:" Finally"
Jo's face looked worse than it was before. Brick came by and fainted by how horrible she looked.
Jo:" Wow, Now I know what they mean by drop-dead knockout! Oh, Yeti, your princess is here".
Cameron:" Ummm, Jo... You should probably look--"
Jo:" Relax! That poor Yeti probably won't know what hit him".
Mike comes back.
Mike:" Woah, what did you guys do to Jo"?!
"What we did to Jo"?
Sam was nearly there. Everyone on his team was cheering him on. Sam got the courage to run up to the yeti but alas, the Yeti threw him back to the ground. Jo manages to run up and present herself to the Yeti.
Jo:" Uh, Hey, uh.. Sweet little... Hair-ball. Feel like a tall glass of gorgeous"?
Lindsay:" See, that's another what-not-to-do".
Lindsay and the yeti were laughing at Jo.
Jo:" Hey! What's so funny, you big ape"?
Jo punches the shit out of the Yeti. The yeti ends up landing on Sam.
Jo:" That'll teach you not to laugh at a beautiful lady"!
Chris:" Team Maggot, you've got immunity".
Team maggot starts cheering. Lindsay had a pocket mirror and Jo grabbed it from her.
Jo:" Lemme see that. (gasp) Just add some rouge, huh?! Hey Chester, here's a make-over for you"!
She begins to throw barrels at Mike.
Mike:" Huh?! What did I do?! What did I do?! Someone help"!
Chris:" As much as I'd love to let this go on, forever, it's time to head back to camp. Rats you got some voting to do"!
Back at camp, both teams were there for the elimination ceremony.
Chris:" Well that was a complete Fiasco. Brick, you backed yourself a fashion fail. And Sam, you just totally dropped the barrel on this one. So one of the Rats is going home tonight. But it's not going to be Lightning or Scott. You're both safe. Now then... the toxic marshmallow of loserdom goes to...
Sam"!
Chef throws the toxic marshmallow at him.
Sam:" Well, looks like I'm out of continues. Sorry I couldn't have been more help to you guys".
Brick:" Semper fi".
Brick stands up and salutes to him
Lightning:" Sit down, fool".
Chef grabs Sam by his shirt and drags him away.
Chris:" Thank you Chef. Now for something very special. Mutant Maggots, you're probably wondering why I asked you to sit in on this elimination ceremony. I'll need a strong volunteer from each team".
Jo stands up.
Jo:" Right here".
Scott:" Ditto"
Chris:" Pack your bags! You're switching teams"!
We all gasp. Scott sits next to me and elbows my lightly.
Scott:" Hey, Team-mate." (chuckles)
I roll my eyes at him. Mike starts to get a bit jealous not knowing why Scott was so close to me.
Chris:" who will be the next loser hurled? How much can we humiliate them first? And will Lightning ever learn the difference between guys and girls"?
Lightning:" What girl"?
Chris:" Find out next time on Total... Drama... Revenge of the Island"!
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