Tdroti Mike x Reader

The Treasure Island of Dr. McLean Part 1

There was a sudden alarm that woke me up. I sat up quickly, noticing that both teams were asleep on two rafts.

Mike:" What? Where are we?"

"Oh god, Chris set us adrift after we went to sleep"

Scott:" Yeah, wait I don't remember anything after dinner-"

Cameron:" Dinner! That's it! We had turkey for dinner! Turkey makes you sleepy, so mutant turkey must have knocked us out cold!"

Scott:" Great, now we're gonna be some stupid sharks dinner"

Mike:" Ah, don't worry. He'll never find us in the middle of all this junk."

A suitcase was floating by with a hat on it. Mike reaches out for it.

Mike:" Hey, sweet hat..(gasps)"

I was looking at the island trying to figure out a way to get back to shore. Mike makes his way over to me.

Mike:" Hey G'day sheila, aren't you the ridgey-didge" (chuckles)

Cameron suddenly pushes me off the raft. Cameron takes Mikes hat off.

Cameron:" Deep breathes Mike"

Mike: (gasps) "Thanks buddy"

I swam up for air, coughing up water.

"What was that for?!" I said pissed off.

Cameron:" Sorry, I tripped"

Mike came to the edge of the raft and helps me up.

"Thanks Mike."

Chris and Chef are on jet skis riding over here.

Chris: "Morning suckers! How'd you enjoy your turkey buttalini?"

Dakota: "Hey Chris, how many times did you call your mom today?"

Dakota starts to grow in size.

Dakota:" I had no idea that tobasco was used as a thumb sucking detergent until I started interning for soupy cook McLean"

Chris:" Uh..."

Everyone stares at her.

Dakota: " What are you all staring at?"

Mike: " Uh, your hair is already growing back"

Her hair was spiky and green.

Dakota: "Really?! Yay! Um, when did you all get shorter?"

Chris: "First things first, if any of you are still trying to find that McLean brand invincibility sculpture I hid at the beginning of the season, you can stop now. Somebody's already found it, and speaking of digging things up. Today's challenge is all about winning the ultimate reward, life itself! Your first challenge is to race to the shore by any means possible. First team there wins a handy reward. Last team gets a heinous penalty before you embark on a quest for buried treasure."