Bad Romance

Sometime's we do stupid shit

I heard the pan sizzling. I knew Ashton was making breakfast. Not going to lie, it was pretty funny that Calum already had his breakfast. I was starting to feel so much better that I talked to Mr. Hood, my sweet pea and the boy's. I will never have a nightmare again. As long as I was in Calum's arm's everything would be alright.

" BREAKFAST"

Michael and Luke paused their game. I was blinded because the current was pulled back, like someone took my sight but I could hear Michael running though. It was like a freaking big foot came through the narrow bunk bed hall way. Luke whipped back the current.

" LUKE" Calum screamed as he got off my body. I thought it was funny because they acted like just the bestie friend's in the world, like nothing will ever come between them... not even me. It was a bromance between all. I thought the best shipped was CAKE. I loved cake.. like the cake cake you eat.

Calum and I headed to the front kitchen area and sat down with all the boy's, I watched as Michael was shoving his face with all the good food Ash made. The table was covered with plates of egg's, toast, sausage, bacon and hash browns. Wow Ash made so much, to feed like a army but with these growing boy's i'm sure it will be enough.

" So I guess Calum will be the only one having dessert?" Luke and Michael were shoving their face's full of food. Ashton just kinda stared at them with a very dull expression.

" I think that's between Calum, Gracie and the sheets"

I almost chocked on my food. OMG this is not morning table talk at all. If I ever brought home someone to my mother and she heard them talking about this she would kick them out . Calum thought it was funny as he laughed super loud.

" Do you really want this food in your face guy's"

" Hey that took me a good half hour to make that delicious food that your eating, jerk"

Calum gave no warning as he started throwing his bacon in Ashton's face, which of course started a food war and I got hit with Michaels egg's..

" Omg Gracie..." Micheal was laughing between his words " I am soo .. sorry"

Luke looked over at Mikey " Right Michael your laughing like a idiot"

" it's fine Michael"

" See she said it was find Luke"

Just with that Calum throw food at Michael, it hit his shirt and his face grew in a sad kitten look.

" You ass" Mikey was now climbing over the table trying to get at Calum as Luke grabbed his stretchy pant bottoms trying to hold him back. " You mother fucker, Luke get off me.. let me at him, he wreaked my shirt"

" Oh Michael grow up, you can get that out"

" shut up Daddy... "

" Omg is this what happen's every day at breakfast?"

" Well if Calum didn't start it the no, but we do stupid things sometimes"

I looked at Luke and at the tour bus. The spot we were all sitting in was now super messy with egg all over the place, bacon hanging off the table and Calum. Ashton had egg on him as well as Mikey's shirt had egg all over it. Somehow Luke didn't get hit that much but I looked up a little higher and his hair was covered in hash browns. I felt the runny egg down my shirt. I guess I was now having a shower.

" So I'm having a shower first"

" Oh what the hell Ashton I am covered"

" Yeah well Calum you started it so you can be last "

I giggled almost again chocking on what was left on my plate and not on the floor and everyone. Michael looked at Calum with a ' Hahaha fucker that's what you get' type of grin.

" I'm next I dib it"

" Michael you can't do that.. my hair is covered in this shit"

I laughed as what came out of my mouth slipped

" Oh no pretty boy has to live with his hair having hash browns in it for a few hours"

All the boy's looked at me. Ashton just laughed and pointed at Luke. Michael fell on the floor laughing.

" Oh look Gracie know's you".. Calum laughing between gaps of air " Luke the pretty boy"

" Shut up, at least I keep up my hygiene". I was a little worried now, shifting my body away from Calum.

" Hahaha and she run's away from stinky Calum"

" Hey no, I smell good right Gracie?"

" Um.. sure sweet pea"

Calum looked at me with a raised eyebrow.

" I can't be last that means I have to wait for pretty boy to take his long ass shower .."

" And.. what's wrong Calum, stinky situation?"

" Fuck you Lucas"

" So it's settled see you guy's soon"

Ashton got up and put his plate away as I seen him search for a band tee, ripped or course, some black skinny jeans and something hiding but popping out of the rolled up clothes, it was white and blue and then I realized.. his boxers. He ran into the bathroom humming lyrics to his song's, practicing for tonight.