A/N: (Okay, so this is my first Avengers Fan-fic that I've done, finally got the courage to post it, Hurray me! Please don't be silent readers (you know who you are) because I really need R&R's on this so I now if I need to continue or trash it. I don't want to trash it, so please say something! Anything!)
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Arianna: (Walking with best friend Carmen to the first day of school) This sucks. Summer is over...beautiful, beautiful summer...back to the prison of hopes and dreams...
Carmen: You should really try out for drama...relax, will ya? It's not all bad. We get all new teachers this year, and a new principal. Makenzie went to the orientation, and she said the new gym teacher is H-O-T!
Arianna: (-_-)
Carmen: What?
Arianna: I don't really care about the hotness of the guy trying to kill me with excersise thank you.
Carmen: Well at least you die happy.
Arianna: *rolls eyes* Lets just get to the auditorium...they're gonna introduce the new teachers. I wanna know which classes to skip today.
Carmen: Seriously, drama club. You'd be a star...
Arianna: Airhead...
Carmen: Pessimist...
Arianna: Wow, that was pretty long word...did it hurt your brain coming out?
Carmen: Yeah, little bit.
Arianna: (yawns) Holy crap, I'm tired...probably shouldn't have stayed up watching Avengers for the 18,000 time...
Carmen: I seriously don't see how you like that movie so much...plus, that Captain America guy is such a dweeb.
Arianna: How so?!
Carmen: Seriously, who dosen't know Steven Hawking? He's like the greatest skateboarder ever!
Arianna: (0_e)
(In the auditorium)
Assistant principal Miss Hill: Welcome back, all! We're so excited to see all your smiling little faces back this year!
Arianna: ...Really? What is this, third grade?
Carmen: Shhh! I see the new teachers! And oh my god, where did they find these people, Playboy?
Arianna: Wait a minute...these people look really familiar.
Miss Hill: I'd like to introduce everyone to our new principal, Mr. Fury!
Arianna: FURY!?
Mr. Fury: Hello. You are here to learn. I am here to teach. Remember that, and we will have no problems. Also, if any of you have seen a small, glowy, blue cube with the potential energy to destroy life as we know it, report it to me IMMEDIATELY!
Everyone: (O.O)
Fury: You know, no pressure or anything.
Arianna: What the hell...this dude is crazy...and he has an eyepatch! What is that about?
Carmen: New teachers are always extra on the first day back.
Arianna: Um, did you not hear me!? Eyepatch?! Like, pirate?
Carmen: Yo, Ho, Ho.
Miss Hill: Thank you, Dir- I mean, Principal Fury!
Fury: No Hill...thank YOU.
Hill: (blush) And now, moving on to the newest additions to our teaching staff. For chemistry, Mr. Banner!
Banner: H-hello. I will be instructing you in AP Chemistry this year...we will have fun...I hope...
Miss Hill: Mr. Banner will be helping you conduct your own GAMMA radiation projects! Won't that be fun?
Banner: But y-y-you said no more Gamma! You promised!
Carmen: PFFF...what a nerd...you can have that one. He looks like he's about to cry...
Arianna: Gamma...Banner? Something smells like rotten schwarma around here. And whatya mean, 'I can have that one'? He's like thirty years old.
Carmen: Exactly.
Miss Hill: Moving on...for English, Mr. Thor- I mean, Donald Blake!
Thor: Good morrow, innocent Midguardian children! I am excited to be filling your tiny mortal noggins with heaps of meaningless knowledge!
Carmen: Mmm...he's hot...in a Reniassance Fair kinda way. Whatya think he benches?
Arianna: What the...why is he talking like that? Wait...Blake? I know that name! It's an alias!
Carmen: Whoah, I get it! You don't like teachers! But you don't have to cuss at the guy! That's just rude.
Arianna: ...Carm...I pray for you.
Miss Hill: For Robotics, Mr. Stark!
Arianna: Stark! You can't tell me that name isn't familiar!
Carmen: Umm...oh wait! Yeah, I see what you mean.
Arianna: Finally!
Carmen: It's the bird that brings people's babies!
Arianna: (-_-)
Stark: What's happening, you weird, socially awkward little tampons? Were gonna drink, invent stuff, make millions, and shoot darts at a picture of Albert Einstein! Oh wait- I already did that! MWAHAHA!
Arianna: Holy crap...I have robotics this year...
Miss Hill: Our new phys. Ed teacher this year is Mr. Rogers!
Arianna: At least he sounds normal...
Steve: (Walks onto stage) Oh gosh, am I late?
Stark: Only about 80 years late, capsicle...no worries. We know it's hard for the elderly to drive.
Steve: (>_>)
Carmen: SWEET BACON BITS!
Arianna: Cap!
Carmen: What the flip are you talking about? That guy is the sexiest gym teacher I ever saw!
Arianna: Are you freakin' BLIND? That's an American icon!
Carmen: No, I would remember seeing HIM on American Idol.
Arianna: Augugh! *slams book into forehead*
Miss Hill: QUIET, PLEASE! BEFORE I MAKE ALL OF YOU DISAPPEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
Everyone: (O0O)
Carmen: I'm scared...
Arianna: We're doomed...
Miss Hill: *clears throat* Anyways...our new Geometry teacher is Mr. Barton!
Barton: I said I wanted to teach Archery...
Miss Hill: Tough talons, Bird Boy...now CAN IT before I make sure you never shoot another arrow...OR have sweet little baby birdies, ya got me?
Barton: (O_0)
Carmen: Ew...I failed Geometry last year...
Arianna: That's all you're worried about? That guy is carrying a giant bow, for gods sake!
Carmen: Meh...
Miss Hill: Well, I think that's all for now! Pick up your schedules by the front exit and have a safe, secure, constantly supervised day!
Carmen: What do you have first?
Arianna: Homeroom.
Carmen: I got that Banner guy...see you at lunch?
Arianna: If I live that long.
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