(A/N Ummm...IM SORRY!!! For two reasons.
1. I dropped off on all my stuff when my computer, flashdrive AND kindle were taken/totaled.
2. I am updating my stuff on my slow-as-hell phone, so it most likely will look weird. Bare with me and PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
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Arianna: *Running through the halls* CARM!?
Carmen: ARI?!
*BLAM!*
Arianna: Ughhh...Holy Shell Raiser...
Carmen: Oh crap... I hit her so hard, she turned into a TMNT nerd!! WHY, OH WHYYY?!
Arianna: What are you talking about, you ditzy bobo? I was looking for you! (And Leonardo is smexy...)
Carmen: Why?
Arianna: (Because he just IS, DAMMIT!) Huh? Oh... Youre not gonna believe me when I tell you-
*Ring Ring*
Carmen: Wait one minute....Hellooo? Drug Help Hotline?
Arianna: HOLY CHITAURI YOUR ON THAT STUFF? Im a horrible friend...
Carmen: NOOO fool! My chem teacher is. He snapped on everybody this morning. Which drug makes your skin turn green?
Ari: GREEN!? Omigod I knew it!
Carmen: Spit it out already!
Ari: I think...the Avengers are masquerading as our teachers.
Carmen:.....your joking.
Ari: No, im serious! Look at the evidence! The Home ec teacher is a gunslinging ninja assasin, the Chem teacher has anger problems literally through the freaking roof, the gym teacher-
Carmen: Is sexier than Jesus?
Ari: PAY ATTENTION PLEASE! The principle is an eyepatch wearing control freak who is CLEARLY flirting with the pole up her butt assistant priciple, and the Robotics teacher...don't even go there, bro!
Carmen: Okay, this was funny, but now it's just getting creepy. Maybe I need to make TWO appointments at the next AA meeting...
Ari: OMG THE AVENGERS ARE MY FREAKING TEACHERS...CAPTAIN AMERICA WILL GIVE ME TEN DOLLARS FOR NO DAMN REASON
Carmen: People are staring!
Ari: IM FANGURLING OMG OMG SPAZZ OUT
Carmen: Quit it!!!
Ari: I WONDER IF THOR SMELLS LIKE RAINBOWS AND POPTARTS...I WILL GET HIM TO HUG MEEE...
Carmen: Oh my god...I can't deal with this...
Girl: Is she okay?
Carmen: Yeah she's cool...ish...Who are you again?
Girl: Oh, my bad. I'm May...May Parker.
Carmen: Your hands...are sticky. That is gross.
May: Oh, erm...(*.*''') sorry...I'll just...yeah...
Carmen: What in the hell has happened to our school?
Ari: OK...OK...i'm cool now...I'm good...what happened?
Carmen: Ya had a nerd episode.
Ari: Woo...I have a sudden craving for schwarma......damn...
Carmen: Dude, I'm hungry. Can we please eat now?
Ari: Sure...hey, real quick, do these kids look or act...different, to you?
Carmen: Nope...they look like the regular losers...
Ari: Nice. You have got such a charming personality.
Carmen: Eh...who needs that when you've got THIS BODY?! BA-ZIING!!!
Ari: ......*facepalms*...
Carmen: I can't wait till gym...maybe mr star spangled gym shorts will give me a little one one one practice...have you seen those muscles pop in that blue spandex?
Ari: I don't think you're his type...being a STUDENT, and all...nasty child.
Carmen: Whatever. We'll see who gets an A in PE this year, Kay? Now, lets please eat?
Ari: Sure, if you can get any food in past that river of gym teacher drool.
(Here you go! Which person should I do next? And also, where do ya think Loki should come in?)
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If The Avengers Were My Teachers
FanfictionHow much better would school be if our favorite Gamma monster, Man of Iron, Master assasins, God of Thunder, Secret agents, and Super Soldier were our teachers? This is a chronicle of what happens when me and my less-than-intelligent best friend Car...
