A.N Yeah, yeah, I know I haven't updated in a million years. Nothing against you, people, but LIFE, man, life...
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Ari: Robotics, robotics...here it is. Can't wait to see what goes on in here...
*walks in, sits down* Where's the teacher?
Boy: we've been sitting here for twenty minutes.
Ari: So...he's late?
Girl: We're actually not sure he's gonna show up.
Ari: Then what the hell are we-
*IIIIIINTROOOOOODUCING!!!! THE HANDSOME! THE EPICALLY BADASS! GENUIS BILLIONARE PLAYBOY PHILANTHROPIST!*
Ari: WHERE DID ALL THESE FLASHING LIGHTS COME FROM?!? Who is talking right now?!
*Theme song from BAD plays*
~Because I'm BAAAD, I'm BAAAD, ya know it~ and the whole world has to answer RIGHT NOW JUST TO TEEELL YOU ONCE AGAIN WHO'S BAD?~
*YOU KNOW HIM! YOU LOVE HIM! YOU WANT TO BE HIM! HE'S RICHER THAN JESUS! HE OWNS YOU ALL! HERE'S...TONY STARK!*
*Tony rises through the floor*
Tony: Whoo! He-llo, Los Angeles! It's great to be back here in this-
Ari: A-HEM!
Tony: Yeah, you there in the back! The one with no eyebrows.
Ari: HUH?! I have eyebrows! I just have a light complexion!
Tony: And no hair over your eyes?
Ari: MY HAIR TURNS BLONDE IN THE SUMMER! YOU JUST CAN'T SEE IT FROM FAR AWAY!
Tony: Oooh, touchy touchy. Don't worry, being hairless is nothing to be ashamed of.
Ari: T_T I...you...please tell me you're not our teacher...
Tony: As sure as you need eyebrow implants! I'm- wait what am I doing? You already know who I am...
Boy: *raises hand* I don't...
Tony: What exactly is the adress of the rock you live under? Is it nice?
Ari: If you are DONE killing our self esteem, can we maybe learn some robotics now?
Tony: Learn? Robotics? Wait-where am I? Where are the showgirls and valet people?
Ari: You're at our high school.
Tony: High School?! What the hells? I thought I was at a millionaire convention in L.A!
Ari: How do you not know where you are?
Tony: Well, I DID drink a fifth of scotch for breakfast. *sigh* Damn...Fury was serious? I really have to teach a bunch of snotty kids?
Boy: I'm not snotty! You're mean!
Tony: I'll have somebody escort you back to kindergarten, Caillou. Anyways...I guess I'm you're new Robotics teacher. I guess the first thing were gonna learn is how to build our own A.I butlers. I call mine JARVIS.
Girl: OOH! I'm gonna call mine Rainbow Dash!
Everyone: ......
Ari: Shouldn't we start a little smaller, like open circuits?
Tony: I thought this was a high school, not a head start facility! When I was in high school, I OWNED my high school! Now, anybody wanna ask me any questions?
Boy: When's the last time you got laid?
Tony: Twenty minutes ago.
Boy: Whoah...dude, you're my hero!
Ari: Oh God...I'm so screwed...
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