(A/N: Woo Hooh! Comments on the first day! Aww, you love me...you really love me! Ok so here comes Nat!)
Arianna: Okay, so...which classroom is-
BANG! BANG!
Arianna: *ducks and drops to the floor* Holyshitsomebody'sshootingwe'reallgonnadieim too young and smart noooo!!!!
Boy: *Runs screaming from the room* Help! The Home Ec. teacher! She's insane!
Arianna: Wha... *Walks in room* Oh my...wait, where is she?
Natasha: *Drops down from ceiling* Heyyo, kids!
Arianna: AUGUGH! Where did YOU come from!
Natasha: Blood, secrets, and lies, kid...Welcome to Home Ec. I'm going to teach you how to be the best little spies and ninjas ever! My name is Miss...unfortunately, I can't tell you that. If I did...well, let's just say we'd never see you again, kay?
Arianna: So what do we call you? (Romanoff...Romanoff...cmon...)
Natasha: For now, call me...Miss Agent 2110029365
Arianna: (*.*) Damn...
Girl: Ummm... why is there a pistol on your desk?
Natasha: ITS NOT A PISTOL! ITS A HIGHLY LETHAL METAL WATER GUN!
Everyone: (O.O)
Natasha: Okay, so, first lesson...cooking!
Everyone: yay!
Natasha: What's the first ingredient in German Chocolate cake?
Boy: Flour?
Girl: Love?
Arianna: Sugar?
Natasha: Close...but NO. It's CYANIDE!
Arianna: CYANIDE!?
Natasha: It's good for cupcakes, pancakes, and feeding to people you don't like so you can watch them DIE WRITHING IN A POOL OF FLUID! DIE, K.G.B! DIE, DAREDEVIL! DIEEEE!
Girl: HAVE YOU KILLED PEOPLE?!
Natasha: Do you REALLY want an answer to that question? HAVE YOU SEEN MY LEDGER? IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT POWNED IN A PAINTBALL FIGHT! DRIPPING, I TELL YOU! DRIPPIIIING!
Everyone: Somebody help us!
*Bell Rings*
Natasha: Oh, look, the bell! Okay, well, see you tomorow, my little covert agents! *Disapears*
Boy: Where did she go!?
Girl: Hey, she left her water gun...
Boy: NOOOO!!!
Arianna: Oh snap...gotta find Carmen...she's never gonna believe this!
(A/N: Okay, so, this one may not be as good as the last one...Nat's not my FAV avenger...meh, sorry. If you didn't like it, give me some ideas!)
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