A.P.Chem with "The Other Guy"

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A/N: (OK, this one's with Bruce...SRRY for the inactivity, life's been kicking the crap outta me. But what do you care, here's the next chapter!)

Carmen: *Walking to Chemistry* There must be some mistake...I'm not smart enough for chemistry!

Boy: Aw, man, I am so psyched for this class! I love science! Thermo nuclear physics WUT WUUUT!

Carmen: What a load of nerds...this is SOOOO Ari's department...

Banner: Hello, class...

Carmen: Oh, there's that dude...what's his name? Banacheck? Brukovski? Baravia?

Banner: My name is Dr. Banner...

Carmen: Figures...I get stuck with docter flag over here...*sigh*

Banner: This will be a very open class...and we will try our hardest to have fun.

Carmen: Translation: IM GONNA SKIP THIS CLASS EVERY DAMN DAY, BECAUSE IT WILL BE BORING.

Banner: Have any of you taken Chem before?

Carmen: Does mixing lipgloss flavors count?

Banner: .......

Boy: What are we doing first, Dr. B?

Carmen: Hmmm...that window looks very inviting...

Banner: Well, Miss Hill wants us to study GAMMA...

Carmen: Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, Prof. This is a SCIENCE class. Why would we be studying grammar?

 Everyone: ( <_<)

Carmen: What are you geeks looking at?!

Girl: WOOOOAH she's dumb.

Carmen: Ya wanna say that to my face, Poindexter-Rita? Or what about you, Limp-stick?

Banner: Please calm down now...

Carmen: Naw, you know what dude? I'm done with Geek Squad over here. You can over achieve in this fail factory without me...freaking dweebs...

Boy: AWWWW SNAP SHE GOIN OFF.

Carmen: Damn right! And another thing, what the hell even IS chemistry? What happened to regular old SCIENCE?! How will this benifit my LIFE?

Banner: SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I SEND YOU ALL THROUGH A WALL!!!

Everyone: (0.0) 

Carmen: Oh. My. Freaking. Eyepatch.

Boy: Our teacher has Roid Rage....

Banner: *pant* I apologize....*pant, huff* I have some...unresolved anger issues I'm working through...*pantpantpant*

Carmen: UM, NO CHIZZ!

Banner: He almost...whoo, that was close...reign it in, Banner, go to your happy place....

Carmen: I'm so freaked out right now...this is freaking nerds gone wild!

*Bell rings*

Banner: There's the bell. Wel, have a nice rest of your day, or-

Carmen: HELP! HELP! NARC SQUAD! SECURITY! ADDICTION HELP LINE! GET ME THE HELL OUTTA THIS DUDE'S CLASS! HE'S TWEAKING!

Banner: .....................

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