A/N: (OK, this one's with Bruce...SRRY for the inactivity, life's been kicking the crap outta me. But what do you care, here's the next chapter!)
Carmen: *Walking to Chemistry* There must be some mistake...I'm not smart enough for chemistry!
Boy: Aw, man, I am so psyched for this class! I love science! Thermo nuclear physics WUT WUUUT!
Carmen: What a load of nerds...this is SOOOO Ari's department...
Banner: Hello, class...
Carmen: Oh, there's that dude...what's his name? Banacheck? Brukovski? Baravia?
Banner: My name is Dr. Banner...
Carmen: Figures...I get stuck with docter flag over here...*sigh*
Banner: This will be a very open class...and we will try our hardest to have fun.
Carmen: Translation: IM GONNA SKIP THIS CLASS EVERY DAMN DAY, BECAUSE IT WILL BE BORING.
Banner: Have any of you taken Chem before?
Carmen: Does mixing lipgloss flavors count?
Banner: .......
Boy: What are we doing first, Dr. B?
Carmen: Hmmm...that window looks very inviting...
Banner: Well, Miss Hill wants us to study GAMMA...
Carmen: Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, Prof. This is a SCIENCE class. Why would we be studying grammar?
Everyone: ( <_<)
Carmen: What are you geeks looking at?!
Girl: WOOOOAH she's dumb.
Carmen: Ya wanna say that to my face, Poindexter-Rita? Or what about you, Limp-stick?
Banner: Please calm down now...
Carmen: Naw, you know what dude? I'm done with Geek Squad over here. You can over achieve in this fail factory without me...freaking dweebs...
Boy: AWWWW SNAP SHE GOIN OFF.
Carmen: Damn right! And another thing, what the hell even IS chemistry? What happened to regular old SCIENCE?! How will this benifit my LIFE?
Banner: SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I SEND YOU ALL THROUGH A WALL!!!
Everyone: (0.0)
Carmen: Oh. My. Freaking. Eyepatch.
Boy: Our teacher has Roid Rage....
Banner: *pant* I apologize....*pant, huff* I have some...unresolved anger issues I'm working through...*pantpantpant*
Carmen: UM, NO CHIZZ!
Banner: He almost...whoo, that was close...reign it in, Banner, go to your happy place....
Carmen: I'm so freaked out right now...this is freaking nerds gone wild!
*Bell rings*
Banner: There's the bell. Wel, have a nice rest of your day, or-
Carmen: HELP! HELP! NARC SQUAD! SECURITY! ADDICTION HELP LINE! GET ME THE HELL OUTTA THIS DUDE'S CLASS! HE'S TWEAKING!
Banner: .....................
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