Genshin Impact Chat, 10:30 pm
IAmHated: Well, signing off for the night, I have to go to an emergency meeting
SpidersRbetter: K, can u play tmrw? I'll build my Ayaka while ur offline
IAmHated: Yeah, unless I have a mission or smth
SpidersRbetter: Rip 💀
SpiderRbetter: Also, been meaning to ask this for a while, r u a slayer? Cuz like seems like u r
IAmHated: I mean ya why else would I b a Kazuha main lmao
SpidersRbetter: Hope I don't need to kill u then
IAmHated: Wait R wtf
SpidersRbetter: Shitttt
IAmHated: So are u a demon? Sucks to b u prob gonna die soon, want me to help u?
SpidersRbetter: I mean sure ig, don't know why you'd help tho tbh. I mean plus I'm lower moon 5 so I ain't dying soon mf
IAmHated: And I'm the 4th strongest Hashira soo
SpidersRbetter: Oh shit well uh cya later also can we just like not mention this to anyone cuz I mean that's kinda suicidal
IAmHated: Yea, but also don't u mean that's kind of me???
SpidersRbetter: Wait no-
IAmHated is offline
IRL 10:45 pm
"Argh, the dumbasss," groans Rui from his residence on Mt. Natagumo.
"Uhm...Rui-sama..." Aya murmurs, "you've been on that "phone" of yours an awful lot lately playing some app called "Genshin Impact"! The masters going to think you're growing weak."
"It's not like anyone's coming to kill me..." Rui grunts in annoyance, "anyways, I'm building Ayaka for you, instead of Collei like I wanted to."
"Fine...but what do you have to give the master? You need to show him that you're still worthy of a position in the Kizuki! All you've been doing is playing useless video games," Aya yells angrily.
"And that is where you're wrong," Rui shouts triumphantly, "I befriended the 4th strongest Hashira online!"
"Ok you're hopeless," Aya screams as she walks off, "at least kill slayers sometimes? Please?"
"Jeez," Rui gripes, "what a pain."
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