Instagram 12:34 pm
Chō-chan: Wait Hime-chan
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: Huh, what is it?
Chō-chan: Do you ever want to meet irl? I mean we've been online friends for like 3 years.
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: Uh...I don't know Chō...
Chō-chan: Why not? We could play truth or dare or smth! I live in a mansion 💅🏻 it would be funnn
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: Chō.
Chō-chan: Ya?
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: I'm a demon.
Chō-chan: Ok and? I babysit a demon and I make poison with another 💀
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: I-
Chō-chan: LMFAO
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: But like, I'm upper 6 T-T
Chō-chan: Ok. Wtf. Nice joke. WHERE'S THE DAMN FUNNY PART.
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: So uh...not exactly joking 😗
Chō-chan: My life b like 📉
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: rip
Chō-chan: but nobody would know if upper 6 was in my house right 🤔 I mean u can always tp so u would go unnoticed...
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: Ur not normal but ty
Chō-chan: I try :D
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: Where do u live? I'm free rn
Chō-chan: So I may or may not live in the butterfly mansion... and it may or may not be in the demon slayer headquarters...
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: Chō. Bruh. Why.
Chō-chan: It's true tho. Are u coming or not???
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: I swear to god, you owe me for this, Chō.
Chō-chan: It's Shinobu Kocho, actually, Daki.
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: It's Ume, actually, Shinobu.
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: WAIT HOW DO U KNOW MY NAME
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: SHINOBU HOW DO U KNOW MY UPPER MOON NAME
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: SHINOBU IM COMING FOR U ISTG I AM LITERALLY GOING TO HUNT U DOWN
Chō-chan is offline
✨ Hime-Sama ✨: Fucking hell...
IRL 1:12 am
"Shinobu!" Ume yells with incredible volume.
"God," Shinobu grumbles, "you're so damn loud. You're going to wake up Kanao and Aoi." The black and purple haired woman steps out of a room, brushing hair out of her face groggily.
"Shinobuuuu," Daki screams, not quieting at all, "I finally get to see youuuuu!" Daki jumps onto Shinobu, practically tackling her.
"Ume, get off me," Shinobu groans in frustration, "did you forget that demons are stronger than humans? You're practically strangling me."
"Oh, yeah I forgot," Ume says with a laugh, "sorry about that."
"Sighhh," Shinobu says, "It's fine."
"Thanks bestie!" Daki smiles, hugging Shinobu again, making her yelp.
"Well, what do you want to do?" Shinobu asks, exhausted.
"Hmmm," Ume ponders, "I don't know, just normal sleep over things? I've never really had friends in real life since I'm a demon."
"I see," Shinobu smiles sadly, "how about truth or dare?"
"Sounds great," Daki replies with a grin.
"Ok, truth or dare, Shinobu?" Asks Daki intently.
"Truth," responds Shinobu with confidence.
"How did you know my name was Daki?" Asks Ume with a look of curiosity.
"Tomioka," Shinobu answers, "I don't know how, but Tomioka literally knows everything about the upper moons that it's frightening."
"Ok, I guess?" Daki questions, "I mean I would ask more, but I don't think you know either."
"You're right about that," Shinobu says with a laugh, "Truth or dare?"
"Uhm..." Ume thinks for a minute, "truth too."
"K," Shinobu quips, "what do you look like in your demonic form? I'm really curious."
"Oh well I don't have black hair, my hair's green and white," Daki starts, "my skin's sort of white-ish? And there's markings? I guess? Let me just show you." Daki switches to her demonic form, allowing Shinobu to see.
"Sugoi!" Shinobu exclaims, "it's nothing like that bastard Doma's."
"Hah," Ume laughs, "you and Akaza-dono would get along, you both hate Doma a lot. Oh and also, truth or dare?"
"Dare," Shinobu says, still angry at the thought of Doma's face.
"I dare you to send Tomioka 50k with no explanation," Daki says, clearly enjoying messing with Shinobu.
"Ehhh?" Shinobu says, sounding annoyed. Despite her better judgment, she gets out her phone and opens PayPal, looking at her balance going from 2,673,856 to 2,623,856. It barely even made a dent in her savings.
"Damn, you're rich," Daki exclaims, "I guess this is why Rui was complaining about wanting to be a demon slayer at the Kizuki meeting."
"Wait really?" Shinobu asks in awe, "if he really will, talk him into it please. And truth or dare?"
"I can't convince him of ANYTHING," Daki replies, irked, "but dare."
"I dare you to bring out Gyutaru," Shinobu asks, getting revenge for losing 50k.
"AGAIN," Ume sighs, "I am going to ignore that you know that. But it's not like I have a choice." With that Daki starts crying for Gyutaru to help her, which is literally the only way she can get him to come out.
"Daki!" Gyutaru shouts, emerging, "what's wrong? Did this slayer dare lay a hand on you?" He glared at Shinobu with rage.
"Wait Gyutaru," Daki reasons, "you've got it all wrong!" Gyutaru lunges for Shinobu. At this moment, Aoi and Kanao run into the room, gripping their nichirin blades.
"Master!" They shout, "we're here to help and slayer upper 6!" At this point, Shinobu is rolling on the ground, dying of laughter. Only, it really seems like she's dying.
"Oh god! Shinobu, what's wrong? Are you okay?" Daki yelps, shaking her.
"For the love of Kami," Shinobu screams, "can you all quiet the fuck down, people are LITERALLY SLEEPING NEXT DOOR!"
"I mean Shinobu's right though," Agrees Daki, nodding her head, "like shut up it's 1:30 am."
"Get a life," quip Daki and Shinobu at once. The other three simply blink like they must be going crazy, and slowly close the door, mouthing, we're going to pretend this never happened. This leaves upper 6 and the butterfly Hashira, utterly exasperated.
"Sucks to be you," Shinobu laughs, "at least all I lost was 50k, not my sanity."
"You wish," Daki replies, "you didn't look very sane back there."
"I'm still here you know," Gyutaru murmurs.
"Nobody cares," say Shinobu and Daki in perfect synchronism, flipping him off.
"Fuck you," Gyutaru says before disappearing.
A/N: Shinobu and Daki with that nobody cares lmao
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