*Lopez is fixing the Warthog while Sarge and Grif are talking*
Grif: And then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock, but, uh, well that's when the tank showed up and... shit just started blowin' up. I don't know.
Blitz: *appears* But yeah that's what happened.
Sarge: *sighs* Grif...do you have any godly idea how much this piece of equipment costs?
Grif: I-I don't know, like, uh, what...ten, t-ten-twenty, twenty-five bucks, maybe? Uh...
Blitz: You're going to kill him now, aren't you?
Sarge: Yep, but tell you what Grif. I'm a fair man. I'll give you a ten-second head start before I let Lopez and my son do anything they want to you.
Blitz: Oh yeah. *readies his assault rifle*
Grif: Guys, I just want you to know, I'm, really, really sorry here, and-
Sarge: Five Mississippi. *continues to count up as Lopez readies his assault rifle*
Grif: Okay, uh, I guess I better get going then. *walks to base as the three Reds look at each other and then fire at Grif* Hey guys, that's not funny! Somebody could get hurt here. *then he enters the base where he hears snoring so he goes to Gold's room and as he enters he gets shocked and very pissed off* GOLD!!! LILITH!!
Gold: [naked] *awakes* Who huh!? *sees Grif* It's what it looks like I'm sorry.
Grif: You son of a BITCH-
Cut to Tex shooting
Tucker: That's basically, it sir. They have five guys over there and a big jeep.
Tex: [voice filter] And your flag.
Tucker: Right, that too.
*Tex throws a grenade at the sky and it explodes*
Tucker: Uh, hey, Tex? I don't know what it's been like at your other bases, but we don't use other soldiers as target practice here.
*The camera turns to Caboose*
Caboose: I'm scared.
*Tex stops firing*
Tucker: So, you've got the Special Forces black armor, I see. Were you in the Special Forces at some point? Yeah, I used to have black armor too. It was black because I got this stuff all over it from th-
*Tex leaves*
Tucker: O-oh, okay, you gotta go? I'll see you later.
Caboose: *whispering* I don't think he likes you.
Tucker: Thanks. *he and Caboose go to the edge of the roof of Blue Base* Where are you going?
Tex: [voice filter] Red Base. Kill everybody. Get the flag back. *goes to Red Base*
Caboose: Oh. Okay! We'll just stay here and guard the *realizes Tex won't listen* trans...porter.
Tucker: Hey do you know when I was a kid I knew this girl who was the adopted daughter of the Master Chief?
Caboose: You're joking.
Tucker: Oh no I'm not.
Meanwhile
*Grif is beating up Gold somehow*
Lilith: [naked] Bro calm down!
Grif: [mad] I will NOT!!!
Gold: [naked] I said I'm sorry! *gets punched buy Grif* Ah dammit!
Grif: [mad] FINE. *stops beating up Gold* But if he ever breaks your heart I will KILL HIM!!! *exits*
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Red vs Blue with one Helluva Visitor: Blood Gulch Chronicles
FanfictionBlitz was having the worst days of his life after that incident at Ozzie's, Blitz decided that he needed to get some air on Earth but it didn't look right Blitz decided to enter the portal but in doing so he accidentally trapped himself there. With...
