Tucker: So... when are they-
*suddenly the 4 OCs drop on Tucker*
Gold: Ow!
Lilith: Shit!
Bliss: Damnit!
Pauline: Fuck!
Tucker [in pain]: That- should answer my question... ow...
*a few seconds later*
Gold: Soooooo Tex. How in this Bloody Canyon will you get in Caboose's head?
Lilith: Maybe make a new story with Louie Duck who has to save the multiverse with the Reds & Blues... and is connected with a few Disney series & games associated with Donald Duck?
Gold: Nice story concept... and foreshadowing.
Lilith: Thank you.
Gold: But no. I'll just knock her conscious out.
Tex: What?
*suddenly the conscious of Tex got knocked out of her body*
Ghost Tex: What THE!?!? What THE FUCK!?!?!
Gold: I... I helped you now your consciousness is out of your body.
Pauline: How did you do that?
Gold: I don't know. Plot.
Bliss: Good answer.
Tucker: Now that's out of the way how are you going to get inside him... and I heard it. Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow.
Ghoul Church: *sighs* There it is.
Ghost Tex: Shut the fuck up. Anyway. I don't remember much from the implantation process. I do remember that the A.I. can be transmitted from host to host by way of the helmet radios. Before I learned anything else, the A.I. took over and we escaped. If we can kill the A.I. and not give it a place to jump, we'll beat it.
Ghoul Church: Alright. Tex and I will possess Caboose, then. Tucker, we need you to work on the Reds. Get them to turn off their helmet radios so that O'Malley won't have anywhere to go once we get him out of there. Maybe Gold, Bliss, and Lilith can help you.
Tucker: Sure. This is going to be neat.
Gold: Any chance they'll think we joined you?
Tucker: Nope.
Gold: Perfect.
Ghost Tex: You're not going to have much time once we get in there, so move fast.
Tucker: Oh, I see. You have no idea what we should do or how we should do it, but whatever we do, we should do it fast?
Ghoul Church: Yeah, that's right.
Ghost Tex: Yup.
Gold: Seems like it.
Lilith: Sure.
Pauline: Nyes.
Bliss: I guess.
Tucker [sarcastic]: Wow, you guys are a lot of help.
Ghoul Church: Try shifting your paradigm. Think outside the box.
Tucker: Hey, the box is there for a reason.
Pauline: True.
Tucker: I like thinking inside of it. I feel safe in there.
Lilith: Respect.
Ghoul Church: Okay, Tex. Ladies first.
Lilith: When you mean ladies you mean you right Church?
Gold: OH! That's gotta hurt!
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