Superfamily One shots

Horny Harley (No smut) Pt. 1 😹💌

Summary: Tony tells Pete to be ready when he comes to the tower because he has a suprise. That "suprise" is Harley Keener. Harley had one goal in mind when Tony told him about the other prodigy kid that he knows: make him jealous. But when he lays eyes on the hot mess that is Peter Parker, his plans change. Now his only goal is to get Peter to go on a date with him. Or go to bed with him. Both, hopefully.

TW: mature language

Ships: All canon ships except obv Parkner.

Harley

When Tony told me that he wanted me to come down to New York for the summer and stay with him, I was excited. I could finally get away from my small hometown and actually go somewhere.

But my excitement was dimmed when he told me that he wanted me to meet his personal intern. Or, in his words, "The smartest kid (he's) ever met."
I was disappointed, but I had a mission: Make him jealous of my relationship with Tony. I know it's immature, but i honestly can't care that much when the only positive male influence in my life replaces me.

That leads me to where I am now. Sitting in Tony and his intern's lab, messing with a car that Tony wanted us to work on.
"Boss, Petey-Pie is in the elevator."
I roll my eyes at the nickname as Tony responds.
"Thanks, Fri."
"Of course, Boss."
I figure that I should probably get ready to meet him, so I push myself out from under the car and grab a rag to wipe my hands off. Tony looks over at me and smiles. "You're gonna love him."
I highly doubt that but I nod anyways. I walk over to the sink and rinse my hands. I starts to dry them when the elevator dings and it opens. "Oh my God! Tony! Is there really a Harley here? Friday said there was and I'm so excited and you should really let me ride it because Uncle Bucky has been letting me ride his and-"
He continues to ramble but I'm in a daze. I didn't expect for him to be so hot.
I tune back into to his rambles and I completely ignore Tony's confused face. "I'm not that kinda Harley, but I could still give you the ride of your life, Darlin'." I pipe in, smirking with my arms crossed.
He snaps his head in my direction and his face reddens. "I- You uh- You're- uhm. Uh.." He says as he scans me up and down.
He runs out of the room.
Tony looks over at me with a faux disappointed expression on his face. "C'mon, Keener! You broke my intern."
I wave my hand dismissively. "He'll be fine."
"He would've been if you didn't cause all that panic with your damned southern charm."
"So he's single then?"
He throws a rag at my face.

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It's been an hour since I first laid my eyes on Peter and I already want to kiss him. Tony and I just left the lab and now we're heading to the team's floor to introduce me to them and to hopefully find Peter.
The elevator chimes and we walk through the kitchen.
"I know right! It was horrible, Uncle Bucky! Stupid southern charm." I hear a voice whine and I'm a little ashamed to say that it sounds heavenly.
"Talkin' about me, darlin'?"
He looks up from his spot on the couch in between The White Wolf and The Black Widow.
"Uhhhhhh.."
He says and hides his face in Ms. Romanoff's side. She pats his head. "You must be the infamous Harley that woo'd my Peter." She says, the tiniest hint of an amused expression on her face.
"Woo'd him?" Tony asks as he follows me into the room. "I wouldn't say woo'd-"

Mr. Barnes cuts him off with a shake of his head. "You haven't been here for the past hour."
Mr. Stark makes a pained expression. "That bad?"
Everybody nods and Peter buries his face deeper into Ms. Romanoff's side. "Well then. No introductions needed, I guess. Harley's going to be staying with us for the summer."
Peter groans in Ms. Romanoff's side and she resumes patting his head.
I smirk and she looks up at me. My smirk drops and I avert my eyes to the floor.
"Harley." Ms. Romanoff calls, "Why don't you come sit next to Peter while I talk to Stark, huh?"
I nod and she gets up. Peter immediately buries himself into Mr. Barnes' side.
I hear Ms. Romanoff and Tony start to whisper behind me so so make my move to go sit next to Peter. I sit as far away from him as I can. I may be a flirt, but I don't like to make people uncomfortable. The lights dim and a movie comes onto the screen, curtesy of Ms. Romanoff and Tony, if their smirks say anything.
Peter unburies himself and glances over at me. He sees me looking and averts his vision to the screen.
I chuckle and Mr. Barnes looks over at me, mouthing something. 'Hurt him and I kill you.' My eyes widen and I nod hurriedly and salute.
He narrows his eyes and looks away. I decide it's best that I turn to the screen.

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The movie goes on for about twenty minutes before Peter disrupts the silence and excuses himself to go to the bathroom. I decide that I'm going to apologize for making him uncomfortable and start over. I get up and head in the direction that he was going. I walk into a hallway and see a door open with the light on, so I walk to it. Inside, Peter is pulling his shirt up to wipe his face, exposing his abs. I knock lightly on the door. He throws his shirt down and looks up at me, face going red.
I lean against the doorway, plastering a comforting smile on my face. "Sorry, I wanted to come apologize for making you uncomfortable earlier."
His eyes widen. "O-Oh no, you didn't make me uncomfortable. I was just uh- a bit flustered. I don't normally get hit on."
It's my turn for my eyes to widen. "You? Don't get hit on? You're a catch, Darlin'."
He smiled shyly through his blush. "Thanks, uh Harley."
I nod. I extend my hand out for him to shake. "Let's start over then, Darlin'. I'm Harley Keener."
He hesitantly lays his hand in mind and shakes.
"I'm Peter Parker."
"Well, Peter, It's nice to meet you."
He giggles and my smile widens. "You too, Harley." He pulls his hand away. "I think I'm gonna go up to my room and play in my phone for a bit. Do you uh- wanna come?"
I nod. "Yeah, it's too quiet in there."
He nods. He starts walking to the door so I back up, giving him room. He squeezes through, dangerously close to me. "I uh- Sorry. My room's this way."
I lick my lips and nod.
Oh god. This is gonna be hard.

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Should I keep this series going?