Basically a pt 2 of Peter getting a yt channel
Tags: Crack treated seriously (not actually but Thor responds unrealistically for comedic purposes)
TW: none
Ships: None that are relevantA screen fades in from black and Peter Parker is sitting cheerfully on the middle of a couch, surrounded by The World's Mightiest Hero's. Natasha Romanoff is to his left, and Tony Stark is to his right. Clint Barton is sitting on the floor in front of him and Wanda Maximoff is on his left, while Sam Wilson is on his right. He smiles and gestures around. "Hi guys! It's Peter again. I'm Mr. Stark's person intern and I love making all of the occupants of the tower's live's a living hell."
Clint nods solemnly from his spot in front of Peter on the ground. Peter pats his head, "Last week, I saran-wrapped Clint's entire vent room and he was beyond pissed."
Clint nods again, his expression angry now.
"This video is gonna be a little different. Thor is on Earth for a little bit so we are all going to be convincing him that I do not exist. We were originally going to convince him that I was a goat, but Loki thought this one was better. Oh! And everybody else is in on it too, but they're too lame to be in the video."
Everyone chimes in with some sort of agreement.
He continues, "You guys really liked seeing the domestic side of the avengers so I'm gonna make sure that all the mushy-gushy and lovey-dovey, sappy stuff gets in here too."
A chorus of "Hey!"'s and "What?"'s sounds out and he grins cheekily as the screen goes dark.The footage starts up again and it seems to be filmed on a security camera. It's in the corner of what appears to be a kitchen- showing the viewers a lovely view of Wanda Maximoff and Pepper Potts drinking coffee while sitting on the stools located next to the counter.
The camera shakes a bit and zooms in on Thor and he stomps in, suit on and hammer in hand. "Ah! Good Morning to the lovely maiden's of Stark Tower! Have either of you seen young Peter?" His voice booms around the room as Pepper and Wanda look to each other in confusion.
"Who?" They ask simultaneously.
Thor gives them an incredulous look. "Peter?"
Pepper plasters a concerned look on her face as Wanda visibly starts to think long and hard about what he's saying. "Are you alright? I don't know who Peter is but you're looking a bit pale."
Pepper says and Wanda nods in agreement.
Thor looks between them in confusion for a couple of seconds before he slowly backs out of the room. Once he does, he enters an elevator. The girls burst out laughing when it dings closed.The screen fades out to black before fading back in the common room. Another security camera angle. Thor hesitantly walks toward the group of people on the chairs. "Hello?" He calls out and the startled faces of Tony, Sam, and Nat all glance up at him. "Hey!" Sam calls out and stands up, reaching over to clap Thor on the back, "How's it going?"
Thor smiles back at him and they both sit down. "A bit weird if I must say."
Nat smirks at the camera and Tony looks at Thor oddly. "How so?" Sam asks.
"Well I went into the kitchen this morning looking for Peter-" They all give him weird looks.
Tony cuts him off. "Who's Peter?"
Thor's face turns to one of horror and he looks around at their confused expressions before standing up quickly and rushing out of the room, ignoring their confused calls.
Same cracks first. He starts laughing so hard that he's slamming his hand on the couch and Tony quickly follows suit. Nat lasts exactly three more seconds before they're all a laughing mess.Screen fades and opens up to a familiar Vent room, this time clean of saran-wrap. There is visibly lower quality than before, and a lower angle, most likely indicating that this is being filmed on a cell phone.
Clint is relaxing on his couch, polishing his arrows with a clean cloth when he hears distant stomping. He immediately drops his arrow onto the table and runs over to double check that the camera is recording before hurrying back to sit down and act casual.
In no less than twenty seconds, The God of Thunder is crouching through one of the vent-hallways and slowly shuffling towards him. Clint looks up and stifles a laugh, acting surprised."Woah! Hey, Thor. Whatcha doin up here? I know you can't fit in there."
Thor stops his journey. "Do you know who Peter is?"
Clint nods. "I know a few, yeah. Why?"
Those expression drops but he doesn't lose hope.
"Peter Parker? Stark's intern?"
Clint's face twists up into a confused expression. "Huh? Tony doesn't have an intern. Do you mean one of the company interns? How do you know them?"
But Thor is already making a hurried exit, shuffling through the vents as fast as his size lets him.
Clint looks over at the camera and pulls his lips into a thin line to stifle his laughter. He lets out a couple of quiet chuckles and makes a move to go grab the phone. He picks it up and faces the back camera towards him, waving enthusiastically. "How was that Pete?" He asks quietly, a proud expression on his face as the video cuts.It opens back to another security camera angle, showing a large lab. Counterpart to the Hulk and world-renowned scientist, Bruce Banner, was sitting in a spinny chair looking through a stack of papers and making marks with his pen.
Thor knocks on the reinforced glass window and Bruce startles. He looks over and waves.
"Let him in, Please."
"Of course, Brucie-Bear."
He playfully rolls his eyes at the nickname and sets his things down, turning his chair towards the doorway. Thor looks disheveled and Bruce sends him a look of concern. "Are you alright? You look unwell."
Thor ignores him. "Do you know who Peter is? Stark's intern."
Bruce pulls a look of disbelief. "Are you sure you're alright? Friday Check his temperature."
"His temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, Dr."
"Hm. That's weird." Bruce mumbles as Thor sprints out of the room.
He pulls a grin when Thor is out of view. "That was actually fun."
He turns back to his work. Screen fades out and fades back in to a bedroom. Peter is laying down on his bed and fiddling with his web shooters.
"Thor is on his way up to this floor. He seems to be in a state of extreme distress."Peter's expression morphs into one of concern and he sets his web shooter down. He sits in place for a moment before climbing up to the top bunk and burying himself in the covers.
Thor walks in and looks around with a mix of confusion and concern on his face.
"Peter?"
He questions and his voice cracks. Peter then jumps off of the top bunk and embraces Thor. "Hey, Hey. I'm sorry Thor. It was a prank. I'm sorry."
Thor squeezes him and pats his head. "You're around Loki too much." He laughs wetly and Peter just hugs him harder.The screen goes black and bold, white letters fade in.
That's all for today! It got a bit too emotional to film so I'm ending it here. Have a great day! Don't forget to like and subscribe.
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