Yes I'm 100% stalling well hope you enjoy this anyway
TsuChoko:
Store Worker: Would a "Tsu" please come to the front desk?
Tsu, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Y/N and Ochako: I believe they belong to you?
Y/N and Ochako, simultaneously: We got lost.
Tsu: I didn't even bring you guys here with me—
BakuDeku:
Deku: HEY HEY HEY! DON'T TOUCH THOSE!
Y/N, touching a figurine: Why? What's wrong with touching a doll?
Deku: THAT IS NOT A DOLL! This is a figurine, thank you very much.
Bakugo, from afar: IT'S JUST A STIFF DOLL!
Y/N: FIGURINE MY ASS! IT'S JUST A STIFF DOLL— as Bakugo said!
Deku: I hate all of you. That is a limited edition figurine I got from a conventio—
Y/N: *Drops figurine on the ground*
Deku: —n. It was $100; all my money just went down the fucking drain.
TodoBaku
*Bakugo teaching Y/N to drive and taking Todoroki along for the ride*
Bakugo: That's a pothole. To the left!
Y/N: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Todoroki, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Y/N: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Bakugo, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Y/N: Country Roads.
Todoroki: To the place.
Y/N and Todoroki in unison: I Belong!
Baugh, crying harder: What the fuck?
Tododeku
Deku: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Y/N: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Todoroki: Fuck you.
Todobakudeku
Deku: We call that a traumatic experience.
Deku, turning to Y/N: Not a "bruh moment".
Deku, turning to Todoroki: Not "sadge".
Deku, turning to Bakugo: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Momojirou
Momo: We're having a baby.
Y/N: Oh, cangradu-
Jirou, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
EraserMic
Mic, excitedly: Heeyy!!
Y/N: Hey, someone's excited.
Aizawa, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.
KiriShido:
Mina: Regular soda is too sweet!
Y/N: Diet soda has a weird after taste!
Mina: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!
Y/N: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
Mina: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
Y/N: I'm going to physically attack you.
Mina: Which is better, Kirishima?
Kirishima: Oh, I usually drink water!
Y/N: Wha- NO!
Mina: DISGUSTING!
ShinKami:
Kaminari: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Y/N: Bet you I can!
Shinsou: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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BNHA Daughter Scenarios
FanfictieNot my original idea.Ill link the person who did this first I do not own any characters or ships!I only own the daughter character
