How did I get here-? [Purogen headcanons, SCP, other]

A small bit of fun

*audio log 20*

I finally got through the firewall!

I decided that right after the suit and buckeyes meeting, that I would go online, and see if my businesses and shares had gone up.

You know, general maintenance.

But I got a surprise instead.

Buckeye was not there today, it was just suit one and the nice lady.

She sat down near me again, and asked me more questions.

I decided to be a bit cheeky, and piss off suit one, because I felt like it.

I quietly told the nice lady my plan, and before she could object, I tipped over the chair that suit one was sitting in

It was quite funny!

He got so upset, he threatened me with his gun!

I just laughed at him

He didn't shoot though, I guess because he wasn't allowed to.

When I got over my laughter, I sat back down and went back to answering the nice lady's questions.

Right before she left, she gave me headpats again!

I miiight have let out an accidental "murrrr"

But it felt really nice!

Anyways, they both left.

I decided to go invisible, hide on the ceiling, and go online.

So that's what I did.

*audio cuts*