How did I get here-? [Purogen headcanons, SCP, other]

Exploding Batteries

*35*

*the scene opens with purogen peacefully sitting on the bed, all pawbs together, criss cross style, and tilting his head from side to side happily*

[BZZZZZZZZ]

*purogen visibly perks up, and goes and sits down at the table in the middle of the room*

*Buckeye enters the room, an expression of pure exhaustion written on his face*

Buckeye, tiredly: hello purogen-

Purogen: hello Buckeye. What is it today-?

*Buckeye flops down on the chair opposite, before digging into his pocket and dragging out a phone*

Buckeye: The egg heads wanted to see how good you are with tech. Have at it.

*Buckeye puts the phone on the table, and slides it over*

Purogen: what exactly do you want me to do-? I can access the files and such, as well as run the operating system, but I don't know what you want here-

*from the loudspeakers overhead*
[JUST ACCESS THE PHONE AND MESS WITH IT]

Purogen: okay, I guess-

*purogen picks up the phone, before forming a C-tyoe connector on the end of his index claw, and shoves it into the phone*

*purogens visor goes blank, and his face shows up on the phone screen, before rapidly switching back, as purogen throws the phone into the corner of the room.*

Buckeye: why did you-

*after a couple seconds, the phone lights on fire, and then explodes, fortunately, no shrapnel hit anyone*

Purogen: I think I sent my consciousness over too fast- overloaded the busses on the motherboard, thus overhearing the battery-sorry.

Buckeye, wide awake now: What. The. Fuck.

Purogen: I said I'm sorry! I transferred myself too fast. I hate hardware limitations.

Buckeye: That was my company phone! Goddammit…..

Purogen: sorry-

*Buckeye angerly motions at the glass, before the door opens and he promptly leaves*

*purogen slowly goes back to laying on the bed, wrapping his tail around himself, almost like a comfort blanket*

Purogen: My mistake, I truly am sorry-

*video cuts*