Butters x Kenny Oneshots

🍾Spin The Bottle🍾

(This story will contain other ships, such as Creek, Style, Stendy, other small ones, and of course Bunny.)

It was a party.

A party to celebrate graduating high school, and it was full of horny teenagers.

Tolkien was throwing the party at his place, having the biggest house and all. His parents were out of town, so it was getting out of hand there. People were participating in underaged drinking, breaking expensive things in Tolkien's house, and way more chaotic stuff.

Kenny was one of the underaged drinkers, having a few beers already and getting buzzed. He was chatting with Stan and Kyle, Stan obviously being heavily drunk and sober Kyle trying to stop both of his friends from doing stupid shit.

"You guys are idiots." Kyle groaned. "Well it sure as hell is fun being an idiot!" Kenny laughed back, chugging down the rest of the beer he had in his hand and throwing the empty can over at someone. That someone was Cartman, who was being yelled at by Tolkien because he was playing with a lighter and some axe body spray. The empty can hit Cartman unexpectedly, scaring him, which caused him to accidentally press down on the axe body spray. A huge flame nearly burnt Tolkien, and he snatched the axe body spray from Cartman.

"This is getting out of hand! We all need to calm down, before you all destroy my house!" Tolkien scolded. Clyde quickly scrambled over to Tolkien, going "Ooh ooh ooh!" A few people gazed over at Clyde to see what he had to say, including Kenny. "Let's play Spin the bottle!" Clyde held up an empty alcohol bottle and chuckled. Tolkien hesitated, but sighed in agreement. "Whatever, as long as it distracts you monsters."

Tolkien called over everyone, letting them know the game they would be playing. Some people cheered, exited to be lewd, like Kenny; while others groaned, not wanting to be involved in a circle of lust.

"Yeah, me and Tweek aren't doing that." Craig stated. "Why not?" Clyde asked. Craig rolled his eyes. "Because me and him are together, and we're not going to go around kissing other people." Clyde booed Craig, and eagerly sat down and set the alcohol bottle on the ground.

Kenny walked over to Clyde with Stan and Kyle, and him and Stan sat down. "I'm not participating in this." Kyle scoffed. "Come on dude! It'll be fun! You can make out with a cute chick." Stan pleaded Kyle. Kyle shook his head no. "Please?" Stan begged. "Oh my god, if it'll get you to shut up, then fine." Kyle sat down next to Stan, annoyed.

Kenny chuckled at his friends and watched as a few other people sat down and made a circle around the bottle. Wendy, Bebe, Cartman, Tolkien, Red, Nichole, Jimmy, and Butters all joined. Kenny was shocked to see Butters sitting down, he was the most innocent kid ever, he probably hasn't even had a real kiss yet. Kenny assumed Butters just wanted to kiss a girl real bad, and laughed a little bit at the thought in his head.

"All right, is this everyone?" Clyde asked. Real quick, Timmy pulled up in his wheelchair, happily grinning as he joined the circle. "My man!!" Clyde laughed as he positioned himself over the alcohol bottle. "I'm going first because I want to get some pussy." He snickered. The girls all slightly backed away from Clyde as he spun the bottle. It spun and spun, causing Kenny's eyes to hurt just by watching it, and it slowed down.

The bottle looked like it was about to land on Bebe, and Clyde pushed his hair back with a grin on his face, but just by an inch, the bottle landed on Tolkien, sitting right next to Bebe. Everyone 'oohed' and Clyde's jaw dropped. "What?!? No way, that landed on Bebe, right??" Bebe laughed and shook her head. "Nope! Go on and smooch the rich boy now!" She backed away from Tolkien a bit and gestured for Clyde to go over to him. "I'm not doing that!" Clyde spouted out. "It's the rules, dude." Stan said. Clyde crossed his arms into a 'X' and stuck his tongue out. Tolkien, who was getting impatient, quickly crawled over to Clyde and pushed his arms down, stealing a quick kiss from him. Clyde immediately made a possibly real barf face, and ran out of the circle to go puke.