Helltaker: Maidenless No More

Chapter 26- God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Daisy was admittedly a little hot and bothered by what she was witnessing. Y/N had been pissed off before, sure. Her memories of events so long ago as a rabbit were a bit hazy but she could still vividly remember him putting on a sweet smile for her despite the violent rage pushing his veins to the surface. It was comforting to know he loved her then but now it elicited an entirely new set of feelings. She pulled at her collar as she followed Y/N like a lovestruck schoolgirl. Y/N didn't seem to notice, more focused on taking care of business with Mammon. Once they all got in the car, Y/N drove like a bat out of Hell back to the house.

"Oh... oh this won't be good..." Helltaker muttered. The house was demolished. Flattened like a bug, everything in the house was gone. Every gun, every book, picture, even all their clothes were reduced to ashes and twisted metal. Taker watched as the veins in Y/N's arm shot to the surface. The three exited the car and any sense of desire was gone from Daisy's body and was replaced with a mix of sorrow and rage.

"Well well! Look who's back from the dead! I'd say I'm impressed but we all knew you'd come back. Now, kneel before my power and I may keep you as part of my own ha-" Mammon was sharply cut off as a fist connected with her face. Before she could be launched into the stratosphere, he grabbed her face and slammed her down onto the rubble.

"There won't even be enough of you left to fit in a fucking meat pie," he glared. Lucifer chuckled from her spot on the ground, barely raising her head to catch Y/N's eye.

"Come to our rescue again? How sweet of you..." she groaned. The CEO of Hell looked drastically different than usual. Her hair was raven black and appeared silky smooth in spite the obvious damage and dirt covering her. Lucifer's eyes were also blue as the sky like how Azazel's once were. The human was almost brought out of his rage by the sight until Mammon shifted and tried to resist the force of the human holding her down.

"Just a moment Lucie. I've got some shit to work through," Y/N snarled, squeezing the greedy demon's face.

"h-how..." Mammon gasped, finding breathing to be a difficult task. The human grabbed her right arm and twisted it violently, ripping the appendage out of its socket. Mammon screamed with what little breath she had.

"I'm going to break you" Y/N said, grabbing Mammon's other hand and crushing it.

"What?! Aaah!" she squealed in pain, being pulled to her feet. Mammon winced as her remaining arm was twisted out of its socket. She was losing to a mortal. Ignoring the obvious angelic influence, he should have been much weaker than this. Her mind raced, wondering where this strength came from. It was baffling.

"How?! HOW ARE YOU THE ONE WINNING?!" Mammon demanded to know. She couldn't die without such information, unaware that her own greed was taking over her rational thought. Lucifer smiled, managing to stand.

"Like we'd ever tell you without proper compensation," she laughed. It felt good to know Y/N would be able to protect them when it came down to it. And the fact that they all brought him joy was enough payment.

"All this pain because you couldn't control your greed. Learn from your mistakes in Hell." Y/N let go of Mammon's arm and she fell to the ground, using her legs to push away from the monster she saw before her. Mammon was crying, fear and pain ruling her mind and body.

"Time to die!" Y/N growled, grabbing her legs and pulling her back to him. he lifted the demon up but before the man could drop her onto his knee and snap her spine, he stopped.

"Actually, I think you should be truly punished for this. You're going to rebuild my house using YOUR money, YOUR gold. You try to make any money, I'll break your spine. You try to steal money back, I'll crush your rib cage. Backstab us in ANY way, and I'll twist you into a fucking balloon animal. Understand?" he asked, as Mammon nodded furiously.

"I swear! I won't try anything! Just please, don't-" she began, only to be silenced by being dropped onto the ground.

"Good. Don't make me regret this." Y/N walked back towards Lucifer where he promptly collapsed into her arms. The others began panicking until they saw him smiling, weakly laughing.

"I love you girls... thanks..." he said before slipping into unconsciousness. Judgement sighed, just glad to know he was alive. Azazel glared at Mammon and made her way over.

"He might not be in any condition to fight for a while, but that doesn't mean you'll get a free ride. As you are now, any one of us could kill you. Don't think you're out of the woods." Mammon just nodded, tears still streaming down her face from the pain. Azazel could see it clearly. cracked ribs, the fractures along her dislocated arm, even the fact that her ocular bone had turned into powder. Mammon was fucked up and that was putting it lightly. This wasn't without consequence, however, as she could also see the hundreds of fractures across Y/N's skeleton and the exposed bone of his knuckles, which had been almost completely shattered. But, it seemed things were finally about to calm down.

The following morning, the two harems were staying in a hotel, courtesy of Mammon. Y/N was being healed by Lucifer with her regained angelic abilities. Said former demon lord was also explaining what happened to cause such a change.

"I was so worried about you, I prayed. For your safety, for strength, swore I'd repent for my sins. It would appear I was forgiven, as my current state would imply and my ability to heal you confirms. My expectations were... tempered to say the least, as despite my sincerity, I didn't feel like I was being honest. Thankfully my distress actually revealed my true feelings." Lucifer smiled and traced her finger along Y/N's jawline.

"You truly do bring out the best in those around you. I'm glad to have met you."

The. Fucking. End.

I dearly apologize if that was lackluster, but between the writer's block I'd been having, and arriving at a whole 26 chapters, I knew that I could drag this story out endlessly. But I've got a few other projects I'm working on, one of which is being a pain since I need to research PTSD and therapy for it, but my lazy ass doesn't seem to want to do it. Anyway, hope you enjoyed, and maybe we'll revisit this universe sometime in the future. Thank you for reading, it truly means the world. If you enjoyed, please check out my other works, share this one around, hell do both. I greatly appreciate it.