So it's all the finalists/all ssn, this is probably the most unrealistic chapter ever, if you're wondering how they met or something like that idk, just imagine they met through a game night or whatever suits you
-Hyper: I can't believe you've done this.....
Ashley: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Hyper, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
-Pinkleaf: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Brianna: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Pinkleaf: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
-Tofuu: State your name, rank, and intention.
Seedeng: Seedeng, Seedeng, fun.
-Murderer: Any last words?
Denis: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
-Kreek: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Tanqr: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Seedeng: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Tanqr, learn to listen.
Ashley: What if it bites itself and I die?
Denis: That’s voodoo.
Ibella: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Tanqr: That’s correlation, not causation.
Ashley: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Denis: That’s kinky.
Kreek: Oh my God.
-Brianna: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Pinkleaf: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Tofuu: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Hyper: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
-Kreek: Seedeng was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Seedeng: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Kreek: Seedeng, you ate a chair.
-Hyper: Tell Ibella about the birds and the bees.
Tofuu: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
And that's it, folkies, catch you all later hope you have a great day, I'm dea, signing off, peace
