-It's Tuesday afternoon. Sharon just got home from work, and Sheila is on the couch to greet her girlfriend. Little do they know that they've both got a surprise for one another-
Sheila: Hi, Sharon! How was work?
Sharon: Good. It was pretty chill.
Sheila: That's good. Hey, have we got plans tonight?
Sharon: Not that I know of. Why?
Sheila: I may or may not have invited someone over for dinner tonight.
Sharon: Funny you say that, so did I.
Sheila: Oh, really? Who?
Sharon: Randy.
Sheila: Shit...
Sharon: What..? Wait, who did you invite?
Sheila: *Under her breath* Gerald...
Sharon: Yeah, shit...
Sheila: What do we do?!
Sharon: Can't we just cancel?
Sheila: I told Gerald 6... It's 5:30 now...
Sharon: And I told Randy 6 as well...
-They both pause for a moment-
Both: ...Were fucked.
-Time passes as they both anxiously wait for Randy and Gerald to arrive-
-Randy is the first to arrive-
Sharon: Hey...come in.
Randy: You seem a bit worried. Is something the matter?
Sharon: Well uh...Sheila kinda sorta...invited Gerald, without knowing you were coming.
Randy: Oh....WHAT?!
Sheila: Surprise..?
-There's a knock on the door. They all freeze-
Sharon: Maybe this wont be so bad...
-Sharon opens the door to Gerald-
Sharon: Oh, hey Gerald *she awkwardly smiles at him*
Gerald: Hey! Sheila invited me over for dinner.
Sharon: Yeah, I heard...come in.
-Gerald comes inside and locks eyes with Randy-
Gerald: What are you doing here?
Randy: Got invited.
Sheila: We didn't plan for you both to be here...
Gerald: I'm gonna go, thanks for inviting me anyways-
Sharon: Gerald, wait! You don't have to leave, maybe this is a good thing!
-Randy looks at Sharon with a confused expression-
Gerald: Alright fine. I'll stay.
Sharon: Great! Sheila and I have to get dinner started, so how about you two sit at the table and have a chat
Sheila: A civil chat.
-Randy and Gerald both sit down on opposite sides of the table. Sharon and Sheila go into the kitchen-
Sharon: This was a bad idea.
Sheila: Ya think?
Sharon: Let's just hope they don't rip each other apart by the end of the night.
-Back to Gerald and Randy. They silently stare at eachother until someone says something-
Gerald: So...you dating anyone?
Randy: Yeah, actually. Got a girlfriend. What about you?
Gerald: No, still single...
Randy: *cough* not surprised *cough*! *clears throat* I mean, that's a shame...
Gerald: You think they set us up like this?
Randy: No, Sharon wouldn't do that. Neither would Sheila.
Gerald: How can you be so sure?
Randy: It's good to know you don't trust your ex wife.
Gerald: Oh what, are you like best friends with Sharon and Sheila now or something?!
Randy: So what if we were friends? You jealous your ex wife likes me more than you?
Gerald: You're such a fucking asshole...
Randy: I'm the asshole? That's hilarious coming from you!
Gerald: Shut the fuck up!
Randy: Ok then, where's my money?
Gerald: Excuse me?
Randy: *standing up out of his chair* WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY THAT I MADE ON MY FUCKING FARM, GERALD?!
-Sharon and Sheila both hear Randy yelling-
Sharon: Shit.
Sheila: Shit.
Sharon: I'll go check on them...
-Sharon comes out of the kitchen to check on Randy and Gerald-
Sharon: Everything ok here...?
-Randy gets out from between his chair and the table-
Randy: I'm...going to the bathroom.
-With tears in his eyes, Randy leaves the room-
Gerald: *scoffs* asshole...
-Sharon restrains herself from saying anything to Gerald as to not make the situation worse. She goes upstairs to check on Randy-
-Sharon waits by the bathroom door for Randy. He eventually comes out-
Sharon: Randy.
Randy: Hey..Sharon...
-He visibly looked upset-
Sharon: Can you come with me for a sec?
-They both go into Sharon and Sheila's bedroom. Sharon closes the door-
-Sharon sits on the bed, she pats beside her. Randy sits next to her-
Sharon: What was that about?
Randy: He's such a dick! He tried to say that you and Sheila set us up to both be here. Then he called me an asshole! So I said "If i'm the asshole, then where's my fucking money?"!
Sharon: I knew this was a bad idea...
Randy: So you did set us up!
Sharon: No, no! We didn't, honest! Sheila wanted to surprise me with Gerald, and I wanted to surprise her with you...But not at the same time!
Randy: Well, maybe you should tell Gerald that! Good luck getting him to believe you!
Sharon: I'm really sorry for all of this, I should of just let Gerald go...
Randy: It's not your fault he's an awful guy...
-Randy clenches his arms and tears up-
Sharon: *putting her hand on Randy's shoulder* Hey, don't let Gerald get to you.
Randy: I don't want to, I really dont! But after all that's happened...it's hard to just push the shit he says aside.
Sharon: Sorry to bring this up again but...wasn't your fight just about you two talking shit about Sheila and I?
Randy: Is that what Gerald told you?
Sharon: Well, Sheila, but...
Randy: So I guess that means he didn't mention the other stuff that happened...
Sharon: 'Other stuff'...?
-To be continued-
-Hehe, I left it on a cliffhanger >:) Dw tho the new part won't be far away!!-
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Unexpected turn on friendship - Sharon X Sheila
FanfictionAfter Sharon's third and final divorce with Randy, she turns to her best friend Sheila for support, who is having trouble with her husband Gerald. They both end up single and depressed about it, then they get together. Au key: -words- = narration/co...