Unexpected turn on friendship - Sharon X Sheila

Chapter eight: Now they all know (pt.2)

(I named this chapter "now they all know part 2" because that title still fits into this chapter, but it would be too long to put them together)

Sheila: Do you need anything, hon?

Sharon: No, i'm ok. Thank you.

Sheila: Ok then.

-Sharon and Sheila are watching tv, they hear a knock at the door-

Sheila: I swear, if it's Randy again..

Sharon: I don't think it would be him again.

-Sharon opens the door-

Sharon: Linda? Oh, hey. What are you doing here?

Linda: Hi Sharon! I just wanted to come over because I was a little concerned..can I come in?

Sharon: Concerned? Uh, yeah, come in, I guess..

-Linda sits on the couch next to Sheila-

Sheila: Linda? What are you doing here?

Linda: Well, Randy has been going around telling people that you two are..dating. Is this true? Sorry, it's probably not. It's such a silly thing for Randy to spread around, I'm sure you two aren't dating, haha!

-Sharon and Sheila look at Linda with a confused face, then Sharon's face turns into an annoyed expression-

Sharon: Well, believe it or not, we are. Unfortunately, you had to hear that from Randy, though...

Linda: Are you serious? You're kidding, right?

Sheila: Linda, I think you should leave...

Linda: Oh, well...see you, I guess.

-Linda leaves-

Sharon: Fuck! FUCK FUCK!

Sheila: Oh, of fucking course Linda had to know know too.

Sharon: Now EVERYONE is going to know! Why does Randy have to be such a fucking cun-

Sheila: Sharon, Sharon! Calm down. It's ok, it'll be ok..

Sharon: No, Sheila! How am I supposed to calm down?! We're probably going to have the whole fucking town at our doorstep asking if we're dating! I wanted it to be us who tells everyone, not Randy and Linda Stotch!

Sheila: Just think about it, hon. It can't get much worse. So what if everyone finds out? atleast it's over with if Linda or Randy tell them.

Sharon: I- I need a minute..

-Sharon runs upstairs to the bedroom and closes the door-

Sheila: *sigh* Oh, Sharon...

-After a little while, Sharon comes downstairs-

Sharon: Hey...I'm sorry for overreacting before..

Sheila: It's ok. You had a right to be mad.

Sharon: I'm gonna go make dinner.

Sheila: What are we having?

Sharon: Well I was gonna say chicken and mashed potatoes, but we don't have any chicken...or potatoes...actually we don't have a whole lot of groceries. I'll pop over to the grocery store real quick.

Sheila: I'll come.

Sharon: Don't you think that would maybe draw more attention?

Sheila: Sharon, no one's going to try and hunt us down, it's ok. Now let's go before it gets too late.

-At the supermarket-

Sharon: Ok, we need chicken, potatoes, maybe some more juice...

?: Sharon? Sheila?

Sheila: Shit...

Harriet: Hey girls! What are you doing here?

Sharon: Harriet, Laura..just getting a few groceries, as you do in a grocery store...

Laura: Hey this is kind of a stupid question...but are you two dating?

Harriet: Sorry if this is a bit out of pocket, but Linda told us and we couldn't believe it when we heard.

Sheila: Hm, yeah it's true...look we just need to get groceries and get home, so if you don't mind we'll be doing that now.

-Sharon and Sheila go to a different isle-

Laura: Wow, so it is true...out of all the people in South Park, they became a lesbian couple?

Harriet: I know! So unlike them. I kind of preferred when they were married to their husbands, it seemed alot more natural.

-Sharon and Sheila finish shopping and go out to the parking lot-

Sharon: Oh god, that was so awkward..

Sheila: I'm just glad we're out of there, and that it was only Harriet and Laura-

-They both stop-

Sharon: What is he doing at our car?!

-Sharon runs up to the car-

Sharon: What do you want?! Can't you just leave me alone already?!

Randy: Hey Sharon, how's your lesbian love life going?

Sharon: What's with you telling everyone about Sheila and I? That's not your place to tell everyone!

Randy: Well I mean, they were going to find out eventually.

-Sharon had a very angry look on her face, and she was clenching her fist-

Randy: Aww, I forgot how cute you were when you're mad.

-Sharon grabs Randy by his shirt and pulls him in-

Sharon: Listen here, Randy. I want you to leave us alone, you got that? I never EVER want to see your face even near my house. And if I do, you're gonna regret ever thinking of speaking to me or Sheila...do I make myself clear?

Randy: Well I mean, I'm legally allowed to be near your house, you can't really do anything.(Said in a cocky tone, but there was fear in his voice)

Sharon: DO I MAKE MYSELF FUCKING CLEAR?!

Randy: Ok! Ok! I'll leave you alone!

Sharon: Good...Now fuck off.

-Randy "fucks off" and Sharon and Sheila get in the car-

Sheila: Sheesh, I've never seen you so intimidating before...you kind of scared me there for a second.

Sharon: Let's just forget about this and go home, just be glad I got Randy out of our hair.

Sheila: Thank you for that, I just hope he keeps his mouth shut too.

Sharon: Yeah, he better.