TF2 fanfic

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Author: this took me forever to find on Deivient art. Link===>http://ziznine69.deviantart.com/art/get-him-159247192
(I know the teams are wrong but I don't care)
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The next few days were nothing special. Sniper, even though he threaten me before, turns out to be a really nice guy, just a little tense. Spy is pretty nice but he's a little creepy. Every time I enter a room that's he's in, Spy always watches me until either him or me leave the room. Engie lets me build buildings with him and we suggest and try new ideas for the buildings. Demo is almost always drunk every time I see him but overall he's a nice guy. Medic is a bit...how do I say this? He's a bit sadistic when it comes to the human body but he's a good doctor who befriended a dove named Archimedes. Heavy likes to hang around with Medic a lot and likes to clean and sleep with his gun, Sasha (weird I know). Pyro can cook almost as good as my mom's, likes to play with fire, and......lives in a world of fantasy, I don't know, Pyro's weird. Soldier keeps yelling at us for 'being maggots' and at me, 'for being here in the first place'. I don't like Soldier. Scout's annoying but not as much as Leah. Scout likes to challenge me to a race where he always claims to win even though it's a tie. I also learned that we are nicknamed Red Team and the base I saw in the kitchen is called Blu Team because of the color of our shirts. One day, a voice boomed on the loud speakers.
"Attention. Mission begins in 2 minutes."
"Mission?" I asked everyone.
"I waz hoping for a peaceful 5 yearz." Medic said looking up at the speakers.
"We have to capture the intelligence chuckle nuts." Scout replied.
"Intelligence?" I asked still confused.
"This is the Intelligence maggot!" Soldier yelled at me holding a red briefcase with papers sticking out of it before he walked back to put the Intelligence back where it was.
"Oh. Okay. Is someone going to guard it then?" I asked.
"Lassie should guard it herself!" Demo exclaimed still drunk.
"Wait, what?" I asked clearly shocked.
"Demoman!" Engie scolded.
"Mission starts in 60 seconds." The announcer spoke.
"It's ok. I think I can handle it." I sighed. Everyone except Engie rushed to the starting point. Engie gave me a red tool box before heading out to the battle field. The toolbox was extremely heavy but I slowly walked to the room where the Intelligence was. It was in a room with computers without any windows underground. I put the tool box down with a heavy thump.
"Mission begins in 30 seconds." The announcer said. Crap! I don't have much time! I opened the toolbox and a level one sentry came out. I also found a wrench, which I'm going to need to upgrade the sentry. I looked around and found nothing.
"Shit." I thought. I then positioned the sentry so that its facing the exit and the Intelligence. I hid behind a filing cabinet that allowed me to see the Intelligence and the sentry but not the entrance. A few tense moments went by before the announcer spoke: "well done Red Team. You've won." Well, that's it{defense was just that good. -.-'}We won the battle, and hopefully the war. I walked back to the meeting room and found everyone there huddling around the captured Intelligence that looks just like ours only blue. I stood behind Soldier(I hope he doesn't mind) and looked over his shoulder. The inside of the Blu Intelligence was nothing special. Just some papers stapled together(very rare) and blueprints. They were about the Blu base and the weapons they have. I was so focused at the blueprints that I didn't notice Soldier until he yelled into my ear, calling me a maggot and weak. We'll see about that. When everybody left the Intelligence, I notice a blueprint with some interesting designs. I pushed the other blueprints out of the way and studied the blueprint. It looked like Heavy only robotic. It's joints were apparent, it had pupil-less eyes, fake machine gun ammo around the robots shoulder to waist. I read a piece of writing on the blueprint.
"Make sure to make the robot out of a mixture of titanium and steel." Hm. Better tell this to Engie or somebody. I picked up the blueprint when I noticed more blueprints like this, only with Medic, Soldier, Sniper, Spy, Engie, Scout, Demoman, and Pyro. I quickly picked up the blueprints and headed to my teammates.

I stormed out of the meeting room, fuming. The blueprints were rolled up in my left hand and my pace quicken. Everyone I told didn't believe me!
"That's impossible."
"Where are you going to get titanium at a time like this?"
"You're being stupid."
"Get your head out of the clouds." They told me. Somehow, some reason, I feel like they're going to make these robots.
I collapsed into my un-comfy bed with the blueprints on my desk. Suddenly, I heard a scream. Surprised and a little bit worried at who could be screaming, I rushed out of my room and towards the source of the screaming. It was Scout's room and the door was closed. As soon as we (the entire Red team except for Scout) opened the door, Scout practically jumped into my arms.
I looked at Scout then into his room. Scout's room was dark, almost like night, the bed unmade, a few posters that are...a...bit too suggestive to say the least. In the middle of the floor was a spider, about an inch long at most. Everyone was terrified of it. Well, who wouldn't? The spider is about an inch long! I ran to the kitchen, grabbed a glass and a piece of paper laying around, and rushed back. The spider was now in the hallway with everyone either behind it or in front of it. I pushed through everyone with the glass and paper in hand. I first trapped the spider with the glass and slid the paper underneath it. I picked up the spider that is now trapped to eye level and smiled. It's feet were a light rose pink. I grinned as I looked at everyone else. They seemed to relax a bit except for Scout. He's probably an arachnophobic. I approached him with the spider still in hand and he stepped back. I jerked my hand forward with the spider and Scout fell to the floor screaming. I smiled as I stuck out my tongue. Scout got up muttering about me being a knuckle head or something about that. I walked outside and set the spider on the ground where it proceeded to find its meal. I looked at the sun and headed inside. I guess I should too.