Me and my husband ,we're sticking together </3

UPDATE + brainrot :)

So I decided that zizzy's also half French, so imagine being half British and half French 💀 (sorry zizzy (not really)). And sorry for abandoning y'all, I'm reading Percy Jackson and the lightning thief. (UPDATE: just finished the book, obsessed with annabeth probably because she's so zizzy core)

MORE HEXA SQUAD BRAINROT:
Imagine teen zizzy and pony holding hands while walking to their classroom because they both took the same GCSEs. (Istg if they get any cuter, I'll start killing)

Bunny and zizzy insulting each other on snap, except that they're the only people who know the context, like the entire group sees the snaps but only bunny and zizzy know the context behind it. It's because they start the insults on chat and then move on to snaps

Zizzy insulting everyone in french. That's it. Just French zizzy being French.

Pony updating everyone about his Spanish telenovelas story lines and everyone getting so invested in the plot, they start watching them with him even though they don't understand a single word.

Imagine zizzy telling everyone that she's actually half French on her mother's side and everyone looks like this blue emoji:

Also zizzy's Family owns a villa in nice, France. RIGHT NEXT TO THE BEACH. And everyone is even more surprised like:
"HOW RICH ARE YOU???"
"My family owns a jewellery company that has stores all over the world AND we're one of the richest families in all of Britain AND we've been on the telly many times, how rich do you think I am?"

I like to think that zizzy told everyone that she's been hooking up with pony for years and the fact that she's half French at the same time and everyone gets surprised and she's like:
"Which one are you guys shocked at, I told you two stuff"
"We all know about the thing between you and pony,BUT YOURE HALF FRENCH???"
I love how everyone gets surprised at the fact that she's half French and not the fact that she's been hooking up with pony.

Zizzy is soo definitely pony's "sweet little passenger princess". She hates the title.(she loves being his sweet little passenger princess, she loves the title)
Funny thing is that the passenger seat is for her literally every time they go for a drive (this includes with the rest of the hexa squad). This scenario actually happened:
Foxy is getting picked up by pony for something
Foxy: hey pony bro! Thanks for driving me.
Pony: no problem, foxy. Come on, get in the back
Foxy: why in the back tho?
Pony: the only person who has sat in the passenger seat is zizzy and I'd like to keep it that way
Foxy: aww, is she your little passenger princess?
Pony: that's exactly who she is. Now get in the back.

The hexa squad has scary dog privilege. It's because of zizzy's resting bitch face. She just naturally looks like that, everyone in the hexa squad like to think people don't mess with them cause they're all terrifying but it's actually zizzy who's the one who's scary. The hexa squad started to call it "scary zizzy privilege" and they're absolutely correct. Even better is that zizzy's the mom friend and is secretly soft, she also has everything that they need in her messenger bag. The hexa squad has (and still do) said that zizzy's like their second mom.
Imagine this:

Zizzy: I just realised.
Everyone else: what?
Zizzy: I had a bad childhood.
Everyone else: no shit. I mean,Look at you.
Zizzy: what do you mean, look at me?
Everyone else: look at how you're prepared for literally everything, people who had good childhoods aren't as paranoid about something happening out of the blue like you are. Plus, look at how you flinch at the sound of knives.
Zizzy: I don't think I told you guys about the knives part. How did you even find out.
Everyone else: literally every-time the sound of knives is heard, you flinch, even if it's a small flinch. You once put your hands above your head when you heard the knives clanking.
Zizzy:........ oh.