Genshin Headcanons /oneshots

🍃⚡Scaramouche/Wanderer ⚡🍃

[First Meeting]-
You were one of the kitsunes at the shrine . Recently the Raiden Shogun requested to see you.
"You called almighty Shogun?"
"Yes , I have a favor I wish for you to do."
You looked up at the archon before you in curiosity.
"There's a mortal I wish for you to protect...His name is Kunikuzushi."
"Is there any particular reason for me to protect him your highness."
"Yes , he holds a lot of power , a power that needs to be protected."
"I understand my leige."
You bowed before heading back to the shrine , as you searched for this Kunikuzushi boy. It wasn't until you bumped into someone that you realize you didn't have to search much longer.
"I am so sorry!Here let me help."
You opened your eyes to see the boy.
"His aura matches the shogun's , is this the boy I was assigned to?"
You thought before rising back to your feet.
"It's fine , say what's your name ?"
"Kunikuzushi , and you are ma'am/sir/person?"
"Y/n L/n"

[When he realized he loved you]-
This was after he joined the fatui and became the 6th fatui harbinger. He thought he wasn't affected by you or your kind words but oh archons he was wrong. When he heard that the agents caught you for interaction, he was beyond pissed but happy to see you again.
"Well we meet again y/n l/n."
"What not calling me n/n anymore Kuni?"
"Kunikuzushi is dead . You should know that better than anyone else."
He glared down at you as you pulled on the restraints.
" Yeah right , I still see the same sweet naive boy in your eyes. You haven't changed one bit-"
Scaramouche then punched you , sending electricity through your entire body.
"Argh!Fu-Ow!"
"Pathetic.. Just as pathetic as kitsune Saiguu.."
You clutched your teeth at the sound of your sister's name leaving his mouth.Breaking free from chains to pinned him against the wall , radiating pure anger.
Fatui guards then went into a defensive stance as Scaramouche signals then to stand down.
"Go ahead kill me , let's see how she'll react to you being a murderer ."
You summoned your sword as you slowly cut his neck, he closed his eyes as he embraced the pain.
Suddenly the sound of a sword falling and pain from his neck disappeared. You laid below him having a spear shoved into your abdomen.
"Y/n!"
He then went down to your level with he crouching. Your fav/c kimono was covered in blood by the time the medics can to take you away.
It only stood Scaramouche and the guards in the room.
"Who did it."
"What my lord?"
"WHO FUCKING DID IT !? WHICH ONE OF YOU PATHETIC, WORTHLESS, MORTALS HURT Y/N?!"
Silence was followed .
"Fine if none of you want to speak up , I'll just have to punish all of you."
The sound of thunder and lightning echoed throughout the building as screams followed.
5 hours after he was in his office pacing back in fourth.
"Lord Scaramouche , she's/he's/their in good and stable health."
Scaramouche snapped his head towards the healer before walking towards you.
Grabbing onto your hands , memories of the past rush through his mind.
Thoughts of you dragging him through the forest of Inazuma as flowers bloomed in the night.He kisses your hand lightly and stayed for awhile until he left.

[Confession]- It was a day before you finally woke up.You rose to see Scaramouche beside you , glaring at you with disgust but with relief in his stare.Again as usual he'd leave and return or leave and not come back (just like Timmie's dad). One day he returned to see you 'asleep' , he knelt before you as he grabbed onto one of your hands.
"I can't believe youre still here after all this time.You should've died , but you didn't. Why?why do I care so much?Is this what mortals call love?"
Scaramouche looked back at you , seeing your eyes wide open.
"I-wha-"
Scaramouche then ripped his hand away from you as he immediately walked out with pure embarrassment written on his face.

Nicknames-
You:Kuni , shortie , big hat mf
Him:Dumb@ss , idiot , dove

Spicy -
Bro there is a 11100% chance of him being a kinky b!tch. Choking you with his anemo and electro elements , degrading you , and edging you on.He ain't gentle , he gonna f*ck you until you think your pregnant or are pregnant. As for aftercare , it isn't the best but not the worst . You'll be the big spoon in that situation.

Fluff -
The both of you cuddling during the entire trip to Inazuma.
Him opening up to you more and you do the same
Him teasing you by feeding you food
Chaotic -
You and childe push him off a cliff of snow
The both of you got into a very hilarious argument about desserts
He misplaces his giant hat and the two of you go try to find it , onto for it to be on his head but turned invisible by your magic

Angst -
He accidentally hurts you
Gaslighting
The both of you reunite after the Sumeru archon quest.

Welp imma go to sleep now 😂😪